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Maru Kitteh

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13. SO MUCH WINNING.

Mon Mar 30, 2026, 10:12 PM

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He’s bored. Nobody is really talking about him. It’s all about oil, and the price of oil, and the market, and the various countries in the ME, and only some of the talk actually involves him. The only people who are really excited about his war are Lindsey G. and Whiskey Pete. He wasn’t expecting MAGA to get cold feet. He wasn’t expecting a recession or gas to climb straight up like a hobby rocket in the engineering department at MIT. Also, he’s realized by now that his buddy Bibi led him by the nose into quicksand.

This “strategy” allows him to get even for that by screwing Bibi over, and blame former presidents of the US and nations of the ME for not “taking care of the problem sooner.”

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