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H2O Man

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9. Recommended.

Reply to spanone (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2026, 01:52 PM

Apr 6

This was so big, that God and Jesus had some of their friends over to heaven to watch this press conference. Jesus, with tears streaming down his cheeks, said, "Father, I no longer think I need to return to earth for the final war of all wars, and to the republic, for which even Colin Kaepernick would stand." Then God, with tears running down his invisible face like flood waters for justice, said, "Son, I do hereby and therefore demote you to the status of Eric, and appoint Donald Sr. as my only begotten son."

I think we must re-name Easter to honor this president.

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This rescue was bigger than the Normandy Invasion [View all] spanone Apr 6 OP

Of course malaise Apr 6 #1

THIS IS EMBARRASSING spanone Apr 6 #5

M$Greedia will make it worse malaise Apr 6 #6

Let the fawning begin. spanone Apr 6 #7

and seriously, DO ALL THE HEADS OF ANY AGENCIES HAVE TO BOW TO tRump EVERYTIME THEY SPEAK???? a kennedy Apr 6 #2

Yes spanone Apr 6 #8

I find this whole press thing totally over the top. Our military did what it has always done FloridaBlues Apr 6 #3

James Michener wrote a book about it -- The Bridges at Toko-Ri. rsdsharp Apr 6 #13

Everyone was an amazing genius like the world had never seen dalton99a Apr 6 #4

Recommended. H2O Man Apr 6 #9

Bwahahahahahaaa THE GISH GALLOP OF THE CENTURY spanone Apr 6 #10

He has risen! H2O Man Apr 6 #11

HEY DON, PEOPLE WERE KILLED PROTESTING IN MINNEANAPOLIS spanone Apr 6 #12

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