America's most famous pedophile Jeffy brings the minor Mandy to the US and suddenly she's being managed by Donny's pal Paolli who says he introduced Donny and Melly and who married Mandy. Before Jeffy suddenly and accidentally dies in prison, he reportedly says that Donny and Melly first done the two-faced hook-up together on his (Jeffy's) plane, but that might just be a condiment. Anyway Paolli and Mandy later are falling out over child custody but fortunately for Paolli, he has got his very own title awarded by President Donny, so he is able to ask ICE to deport his wife to help him with his child custody case! And ICE does though I guess that could just be a coincidence. So at this point, Melly steps up to light a candle and muddy the waters, by reassuring everyone that she and Jeffy have absolutely never been an item, that in fact she didn't even really hardly ever know him, and that (dear sweet?) Paolli is just a real stand-up guy who once merely helped her and Donny hook-up. Mandy, meanwhile, is furiously sending smoke-signals from Brazil, presumably confused about why she is getting shafted while the pedophile ring goes scot-free
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