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jls4561

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13. And why no questions for DoorDash Grandma?

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 01:19 PM

Monday

Did the fat man tip?

Did you spit in his food?

Are you driving for DoorDash because your government job was eliminated? Or because your SNAP benefits were cut?
Were you asked for proof of citizenship before they frisked you?

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TRUMP: I did post it {Trump as Jesus} and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross.[/b] Only the fake n [View all] riversedge Monday OP

"...had to do WITH Red Cross..." underpants Monday #1

OMG...... Lovie777 Monday #2

HE IS 1000% FULL OF SHIT. ENTIRELY FULL OF SHIT. spanone Monday #3

Even worse! NCDem47 Monday #4

Where is the Red Cross armband then? Or a patch livetohike Monday #5

Oh trump Rebl2 Monday #6

I wonder which idiots will pretend to believe his excuse, Torchlight Monday #7

I do think there is a core group of MAGA folks who will believe it. yes. I do. riversedge Monday #18

Who are you going to believe me or your lying eyes Lifeafter70 Monday #8

Dementia Johonny Monday #9

"I thought it was me as a doctor"? Really? What kind of doctor dresses like that, you fucking lunatic? sop Monday #10

We know it wasn't a Doctor without Borders, because then the picture would have shown you bombing yourself. jls4561 Monday #11

Clever. efhmc Monday #16

FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! It's a DOCTOR!! leftstreet Monday #12

And why no questions for DoorDash Grandma? jls4561 Monday #13

He was going to title it "Trump Taking Care of His Friend Jeffrey" dalton99a Monday #14

Someone on BlueSky asked "Why is trmp 'Jesus' healing John Stewart? spanone Monday #23

Yes, because all doctors wear robes when they work mcar Monday #15

Especially ones resmbling the traditional Jesus ones. ColoringFool Monday #26

lolololololol Solly Mack Monday #17

Did the felon really say that? EnergizedLib Monday #19

He's not even trying anymore MustLoveBeagles Monday #35

So don, why did you delete it? spanone Monday #20

"Curing him by touching his head, as all Red Cross medics do" riversedge Monday #21

Well, I guess now we know what his healthcare plan is. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Monday #22

Let him touch you? newdeal2 Monday #32

'If he honestly believes what he is saying, it is just more grounds upon which to invoke the 25th Amendment.' riversedge Monday #24

Then why did he take it down malaise Monday #25

Rules to his speech. multigraincracker Monday #27

MAGAts are in a bind. Either he's telling a huge lie or he's very senile, and either way RockRaven Monday #28

The doctor I go to does not have bright lights shining on him and magic dust in his hands. Deuxcents Monday #29

He really knows how stupid his base is. Emile Monday #30

Even some of them aren't buying it MustLoveBeagles Monday #36

a plain reading of his response begs the question... mike_c Monday #31

If so then, Prairie_Seagull Monday #33

When did doctors start dressing up as Jesus? jmowreader Monday #34

What was in that Door Dash delivery? Raven123 Monday #37