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Midnight Writer

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6. Maybe we should arm the waitstaff, the cooks, and the kitchen staff so they can protect diners.

Sun Apr 26, 2026, 07:43 PM

Apr 26

Or maybe ask for armed volunteers to patrol the hotels and restaurants.

And we could require bullet-proof plates so diners can hold them up to shield them from incoming fire.

We could have shooter drills during the meals and teach the diners to hide under the table and be very, very quiet.

Most importantly, we could require all diners to say a Prayer of Grace at their tables. Post the Ten Commandments at the door to remind shooters that God doesn't like active shooter situations. None of this happened before we kicked God out of our restaurants.

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Last Night They Hid. American Children Call It Tuesday. [View all] sheshe2 Apr 26 OP

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