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cab67

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15. I've listed ways to improve soccer in the past.

Sun May 24, 2026, 05:20 PM

Sunday

Maybe not here, though:

1. Bind the players arms to their sides. If they can't use their hands, keep them out of the way.

2. If they want to call it football, fine - no shoes. Or be honest and call it shoeball.

3. (Ripping off an idea George Carlin suggested to improve basketball) - a goal is worth more points if it goes in after bouncing off an opposing player's head.

4. Use golf courses - not flat surfaces.

5. Why fill the ball with air? Why not water?

just some ideas.

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