General Discussion

What you're telling me is that the psych/dementia patient is mad at the drunkard for planning an attack withdrawing military support from *THE WRONG ALLY*
?????!!!!!!!?????

A couple guidelines for these two incompetents to act by:
1) If they are our ally, (say, a country we have a mutual defense pact with) WE SHOULD BE PREPARED TO DEFEND THEM!
2) If you get orders saying that the demented one wants you to prepare to withdraw support from a country, make damn sure you are targeting the intended country. Please check with someone who can pass BOTH a field sobriety test and a cognitive function test before proceeding.

Perhaps these two rules should be printed in large bold type that can be read through the bottom of a whiskey glass. (I recommend laminating to protect from spillage.) Permanently stationing someone at the Pentagon on-call who can administer both sobriety and cognitive function tests should be considered as well.

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Belated ETA: I had it wrong. The offense was that Haguesbreath was withdrawing troops, as in weakening our capabilities to fulfill mutual defense obligations, FROM THE WRONG ALLY.