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FakeNoose

(42,896 posts)
14. I think he can get some impersonators, like Elvis and Michael Jackson characters
Fri May 29, 2026, 10:37 AM
May 29

If they won't do it, then go with animatronics characters ... y'know, the robots that have no scruples or political convictions. Disney can probably lend some of theirs to Chump.

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They lied to peeople Johnny2X2X May 29 #1
This doesn't pass the smell test. Ms. Toad May 29 #4
I think it is entirely possible that Martina and some of the others Tanuki May 29 #7
They should each sue the Administration for $10 billion. (nt) Ol Janx Spirit May 29 #13
Did they sign on before December 2025, Ms. Toad May 29 #33
Thank you. niyad May 29 #8
I think they were lied too Johnny2X2X May 29 #9
Keep in mind, that it was unlikely the artists themselves directly agreed to appear. Wiz Imp May 29 #18
The only thing missing, will be the troops being forced to wear Scottish kilts in the summer heat peppertree May 29 #22
Flo Rida, that should be fun. He'll probably show up hours late anyway. dem4decades May 29 #2
Being from Haiti, he DOES know what Cheeto and his Chumpkins think of him - right? peppertree May 29 #20
Milli Vanilli canceled? EYESORE 9001 May 29 #3
Blame it on the rain peppertree May 29 #10
... Aristus May 29 #17
Imagine throwing a HUGE party and NO ONE shows up? ProudMNDemocrat May 29 #5
Maybe he can get that squeaky tank again BlueSpot May 29 #6
Or maybe a group of soldiers singing Fortunate Son. travelingthrulife May 29 #19
OT, but happy 21,000 posts! Wednesdays May 29 #29
I hear Kid Rock is still available. Monsieur_Grumpe May 29 #11
And what about Ted Nugent? PatSeg May 29 #12
They'll have to hose him down first. peppertree May 29 #21
Ha, ha, ha! PatSeg May 29 #23
True. peppertree May 29 #26
I was thinking the same thing PatSeg May 29 #32
If this graphic is accurate, Kid Rock is already in. Wednesdays May 29 #30
I think he can get some impersonators, like Elvis and Michael Jackson characters FakeNoose May 29 #14
It's rapidly devolving into four hours of a DJ playing YMCA while a stream of... Ol Janx Spirit May 29 #15
Poor fat slob. I feel so bad wolfie001 May 29 #16
I don't! calimary May 29 #25
I've always pictured him as Baron Harkonnen. ChazInAz May 29 #27
Good 👍 TommieMommy May 29 #24
Kid Rock will be the evening's entertainment. kentuck May 29 #28
Military bands, splashy fireworks, done and dusted Warpy May 29 #31
This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote May 29 #34
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