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33. Leviticus bans ---
Sat May 30, 2026, 12:06 PM
14 hrs ago

76 things banned in Leviticus
1. Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)
2. Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)
3. Eating fat (3:17)
4. Eating blood (3:17)
5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1)
6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1)
7. Touching an unclean animal (5:2)
8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)
9. Deceiving a neighbor about something trusted to them (6:2)
10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)
11. Bringing unauthorized fire before God (10:1)
12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)
13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)
14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (10)
15. Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)
16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (11:8)
17. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)
18. Eating – or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)
19. Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)
20. Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27)
21. Eating – or touching the carcass of – the weasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard, the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon (11:29)
22. Eating – or touching the carcass of – any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42)
23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4)
24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5)
25. Having sex with your mother (18)
26. Having sex with your father’s wife (18:8)
27. Having sex with your sister (18)
28. Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)
29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)
30. Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)
31. Having sex with your uncle’s wife (18:14)
32. Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)
33. Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)
34. Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (18:17)
35. Marrying your wife’s sister while your wife still lives (18:18)
36. Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)
37. Having sex with your neighbor’s wife (18:20)
38. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21)
39. Having sex with a man “as one does with a woman” (18:22)
40. Having sex with an animal (18:23)
41. Making idols or “metal gods” (19:4)
42. Reaping to the very edges of a field (19)
43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard (19:10)
44. Stealing (19:11)
45. Lying (19:11)
46. Swearing falsely on God’s name (19:12)
47. Defrauding your neighbor (19:13)
48. Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (19:13)
49. Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)
50. Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)
51. Spreading slander (19:16)
52. Doing anything to endanger a neighbor’s life (19:16)
53. Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)
54. Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)
55. Cross-breeding animals (19:19)
56. Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19)
57. Sleeping with another man’s slave (19:20)
58. Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23)
59. Practicing divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)
60. Trimming your beard (19:27)
61. Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)
62. Getting tattoos (19:28)
63. Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)
64. Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)
65. Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)
66. Mistreating foreigners – “the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born” (19:33-34)
67. Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)
68. Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20)
69. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21,13)
70. Entering a place where there’s a dead body as a priest (21:11)
71. Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28)
72. Working on the Sabbath (23:3)
73. Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)
74. Inflicting an injury; killing someone else’s animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22)
75. Selling land permanently (25:23)
76. Selling an Israelite as a slave (foreigners are fine) (25:42)

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Dear Dr. Laura Schlesinger.... [View all] orangecrush 16 hrs ago OP
Kick dalton99a 16 hrs ago #1
Thanks orangecrush 16 hrs ago #2
She's still polluting the airwaves... 3catwoman3 16 hrs ago #3
Apparently orangecrush 16 hrs ago #4
On SiriusXM and YouTube. SouthBayDem 15 hrs ago #29
Are you telling me ... oldsoldierfadingfast 2 hrs ago #62
All excellent points markie 16 hrs ago #5
Hallelujah! orangecrush 16 hrs ago #7
She's still on? Dulcinea 16 hrs ago #6
It has been so long, so I do not remember the scene completely, but usedtobedemgurl 16 hrs ago #8
The scene in West Wing came later and was taken from the post by Kauffman, which is very old. West Wing took it Amaryllis 15 hrs ago #22
Yeah, I've seen that letter from the OP a long time ago, probably in the late '90s. Wednesdays 15 hrs ago #26
Schlessinger lies and cheats: dalton99a 16 hrs ago #9
"...but in my house, when the President stands, nobody sits". CincyDem 16 hrs ago #10
I call the Dr. Laura Schlesinger type of Christian... some_of_us_are_sane 16 hrs ago #11
Thanks! orangecrush 16 hrs ago #12
A quibble: Schlesinger converted to and practices Judaism (since 1998) per Wikipedia harumph 16 hrs ago #14
Even BETTER, harumph! some_of_us_are_sane 15 hrs ago #20
Brilliant! Vinca 16 hrs ago #13
Wasn't she the hypocrite that had naked photos from the 70's resurfaced a couple decades ago? Crowman2009 16 hrs ago #15
And the photos were taken Wednesdays 15 hrs ago #27
Yes MustLoveBeagles 2 hrs ago #63
This letter goes back 20+ yrs. Didn't she quit radio or has she passed away? n/t Jacson6 16 hrs ago #16
According to Wiki orangecrush 15 hrs ago #23
She's still alive MustLoveBeagles 2 hrs ago #65
From the West Wing SocialDemocrat61 16 hrs ago #17
Love that scene!! AZ8theist 2 hrs ago #66
Well done! PatSeg 16 hrs ago #18
This masterful takedown of smug righteousness... 3catwoman3 57 min ago #67
She has always been a hypocrite. kellytore 15 hrs ago #19
Damn it, where's my Canadian? SergeStorms 15 hrs ago #21
She is on Sirius/XM 3Hotdogs 15 hrs ago #24
I was listening to her show many years ago, and a listener called who was estranged from her parents because of a Fil1957 15 hrs ago #25
When Leviticus (Wayyiqra) is mentioned, I'm reminded of that Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man"! RedWhiteBlueIsRacist 15 hrs ago #28
You want to own a Canadian, eh? I'm kind of wondering if one of them would like to own me. NNadir 15 hrs ago #30
Same orangecrush 14 hrs ago #36
caution: you'd be hiking a lot... ret5hd 8 hrs ago #54
West Wing evilhime 15 hrs ago #31
Bartcop had fun mocking her not a texan 14 hrs ago #32
The ones I saw he used a photo of W MustLoveBeagles 2 hrs ago #64
Leviticus bans --- azureblue 14 hrs ago #33
+1 dalton99a 13 hrs ago #43
I do like #66: SCantiGOP 12 hrs ago #44
#41 keroro gunsou 8 hrs ago #53
"29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)" Collimator 5 hrs ago #60
Sounds complicated. czarjak 2 hrs ago #61
Clever, but not written by Prof. Kauffman sl8 14 hrs ago #34
Thanks orangecrush 14 hrs ago #37
Leviticus 18:22? Sounds more like Huckabee 86:47? Submariner 14 hrs ago #35
That was great! ananda 14 hrs ago #38
That's a classic! MuirHero 14 hrs ago #39
Share this! SuzyandPuffpuff 13 hrs ago #40
Most welcome orangecrush 13 hrs ago #41
Doesn't Leviticus also say adulterers should be put to death? EverHopeful 13 hrs ago #42
Exactly orangecrush 11 hrs ago #48
Dr. Schlessinger is everything she is against. phxjurist 11 hrs ago #45
this was a stitch! so funny. my favorite orleans 11 hrs ago #46
You're welcome orangecrush 11 hrs ago #47
The Doctor is out cherry picking Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #49
Made my day......thanks! BeneteauBum 10 hrs ago #50
Most welcome orangecrush 10 hrs ago #52
I thought she had passed away a few years ago. choie 10 hrs ago #51
Does Ezekiel 23:20 mean we must ban the Bible from public schools? rubbersole 7 hrs ago #55
Kathleen Madigan's take mdbl 7 hrs ago #56
Did she respond? Chi67 7 hrs ago #57
The only thing I get out of Lev. 18 is the Levites would fuck anything that moved jmowreader 6 hrs ago #58
An oldie goldie MrsCheaplaugh 6 hrs ago #59
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