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flvegan

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4. Imagine waking up and deciding that this was going to be your day.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Sun Jun 28, 2026, 12:03 PM

Jun 28

Getting all gussied up, ninja style. Hopping aboard your freshly charged getaway scooter with a loaded bb gun and rolling down to the *checks notes* naked bike ride. Once there, you'd commence to a pneumatic assault on a couple of (probably) naked dudes on bikes, getting arrested for your troubles. I'm going to assume that the charges are felonies (didn't read the article, not giving permission to yet another data dealer). Probably going to call mommy/daddy to get his ass out, maybe get McDs on the way home.

What a fucking moron.

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Two shot with BB gun at naked bike ride in downtown L.A. [View all] Zorro Jun 28 OP

"It's not confirmed whether the victims were participating in the naked bike ride"... There is an easy way to tell ck4829 Jun 28 #1

They call it "naked bike ride" but I guess there is no expectation everybody participating be naked SSJVegeta Jun 28 #2

You're right. Just being a little cheeky. ck4829 Jun 28 #3

Imagine waking up and deciding that this was going to be your day. flvegan Jun 28 #4

Boggles the mind PatSeg Jun 28 #6

Two things: 1. not cool at all Bettie Jun 28 #5

...and you could get sdfernando Jun 28 #7

I never thought of bicycles as low riders fargone Jun 28 #8

Post removed Post removed Jun 28 #9

I attended a naked bike ride in Seattle last week. Coventina Jun 28 #10

Well, that didn't last long..... Coventina Jun 28 #11

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