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23. That's why he has a personal fluffer by his side 24x7

Fri Jul 3, 2026, 06:38 PM

Jul 3

He has a young blonde with daddy issues following him around, constantly printing out only good press about him on a portable printer she carries. She's called the "human printer".

Her only qualifications are she looks good on TV, and she ADORES him, to the point of infatuation. She'd even send him sickening "love" notes, according to a new book by Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan:
https://people.com/trump-aide-natalie-harp-private-notes-12005939?__cf_chl_f_tk=i1PwdCJ9o20w0QhsmDUJ8wXRxiheKQQvID.k_2rnN.I-1783118158-1.0.1.1-Iay3DaxUc7Pjt5XWANtIaUBfN.50IRxDcEow2FHgATI

Natalie Harp:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/secret-of-trumps-emotional-bond-with-infatuated-blonde-natalie-harp-34-revealed/

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Trump asked to read kids' book but just points at pictures [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 3 OP

Of course he does.... NM Grins Jul 3 #1

I did exactly the same!!! bamagal62 Jul 3 #9

This is "telling"! young_at_heart Jul 3 #3

Just one fucking idiot would say that chicoescuela Jul 3 #4

The marmalade shartcannon reads everything about himself. Everything. Brother Buzz Jul 3 #5

One of the few times he wasn't lying PatSeg Jul 3 #7

He was lying. He never reads anything except for teleprompters JoseBalow Jul 3 #11

That is correct. He reads at no more than a 6th grade level. Wiz Imp Jul 3 #16

Probably true for the most part, PatSeg Jul 3 #20

That's why he has a personal fluffer by his side 24x7 AZ8theist Jul 3 #23

Yes, she's totally bizarre PatSeg Jul 3 #24

Oh, I'm quite sure it ISN'T just you! PatSeg Saturday #26

The Inquirer and other store front papers to look at its name dave99 Jul 3 #10

He has said that for years when asked what he "reads". mwmisses4289 Jul 3 #12

Malignant narcissists Wiz Imp Jul 3 #15

Pathetic loser. littlemissmartypants Jul 3 #13

Even Bush could read a children's book. SamuelAdams Jul 3 #14

Even if he did get a little distracted. Conjuay Jul 3 #17

They used that series of books in my first grade class in 1951. MineralMan Saturday #27

What a sick fuck Joinfortmill Jul 3 #19

"I usually read stories about myself" LilElf70 Jul 3 #22