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Orrex

(67,620 posts) Thu Jul 9, 2026, 06:37 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Assassinated by Samurai Jaissaries from the Islamic Republic of Japan?

Collapsed and died after too much Turkey?

Expired while passing gas?

Just fucking died at long last, to the joy of billions?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

Buried in an avalanche of faux gold baubles and ornaments? WestMichRad Yesterday #1

The Iran conflict is going so well for MAGA that they got Japan to convert to Islam IronLionZion Yesterday #2

Sadly not... Satan is not done with him yet and probably doesn't want him in hell either LymphocyteLover Yesterday #3

Yes, he is dead. Almost. Aussie105 Yesterday #4

No but malaise Yesterday #5

I've been delighted to see his kkkultists... Orrex Yesterday #8

Hopefully, that will make him stroke out Grim Chieftain Yesterday #22

Congrats Malaise, I see you hit the 300,000 milestone KS Toronado Yesterday #33

Meh! malaise Yesterday #37

Possibly, it's difficult to tell some days. Joinfortmill Yesterday #6

;-{) FLATUS IGNITION Goonch Yesterday #7

This makes me laugh 😅 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #25

Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover Yesterday #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #10

If he continues to hang on your bubbly will be worth a fortune. Dave Bowman Yesterday #12

That is a truly depressing thought. However, I do rotate the bottle, niyad Yesterday #17

Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #20

He died from a colonoscopy administered on the wrong end. Dave Bowman Yesterday #11

Wrap him in a tarp and toss him in the dumpster. twodogsbarking Yesterday #13

Dozed off like a beached whale on the shores of Mag a Lardo Blue Owl Yesterday #14

Titleist? twodogsbarking Yesterday #16

We need a marine biologist! Blue Owl Yesterday #30

Any minute now, the reflecting pool is working it's magic. KS Toronado Yesterday #15

"Uggh.. All the media here demanding to know when we snow monkeys adopted Islam... hlthe2b Yesterday #18

Aw cute MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #26

Beaten to death by a marching band Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #19

LOL Blue Owl Yesterday #31

Unfortunate that there's need to clarify these day durablend Yesterday #21

Oh, come on Grim Reaper! Grim Chieftain Yesterday #23

Shorter of breath BWdem4life Yesterday #24

Because he is brilliant at everything, Ocelot II Yesterday #27

trump and McConnell are in a race LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #28

The Tortoise and the Hairplug Blue Owl Yesterday #32

My money's on the bunny wabbit to win! KS Toronado Yesterday #34

The finish line is death LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #36

Choked to death when E. Jean Carroll agrees to not collect her $5 million compensation WestMichRad Yesterday #29

You win! This is a very creative solution to several problems at once FakeNoose Yesterday #35

By a distance malaise Yesterday #38

Wow Malaise! 300K posts! You're my hero FakeNoose Yesterday #39