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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

Aussie105

(8,413 posts)
4. Yes, he is dead. Almost.
Thu Jul 9, 2026, 07:26 AM
9 hrs ago

The brain died a while ago, but the rest of him hasn't gotten that message yet.

The logic and memory centres are always the first to go, then speech and mobility centres shut down.
Then finally, the most basic functions of breathing and heartbeat collapse.
It's a slow process, but irreversible.

Only obstinate arrogance keeps him going at the moment.
But he will flame out, guaranteed.

Patience required!

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6 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 9 hrs ago OP
Buried in an avalanche of faux gold baubles and ornaments? WestMichRad 9 hrs ago #1
The Iran conflict is going so well for MAGA that they got Japan to convert to Islam IronLionZion 9 hrs ago #2
Sadly not... Satan is not done with him yet and probably doesn't want him in hell either LymphocyteLover 9 hrs ago #3
Yes, he is dead. Almost. Aussie105 9 hrs ago #4
No but malaise 8 hrs ago #5
I've been delighted to see his kkkultists... Orrex 8 hrs ago #8
Hopefully, that will make him stroke out Grim Chieftain 5 hrs ago #22
Congrats Malaise, I see you hit the 300,000 milestone KS Toronado 3 hrs ago #33
Meh! malaise 2 hrs ago #37
Possibly, it's difficult to tell some days. Joinfortmill 8 hrs ago #6
;-{) FLATUS IGNITION Goonch 8 hrs ago #7
This makes me laugh 😅 MustLoveBeagles 5 hrs ago #25
Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 7 hrs ago #10
If he continues to hang on your bubbly will be worth a fortune. Dave Bowman 7 hrs ago #12
That is a truly depressing thought. However, I do rotate the bottle, niyad 7 hrs ago #17
Soon... SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #20
He died from a colonoscopy administered on the wrong end. Dave Bowman 7 hrs ago #11
Wrap him in a tarp and toss him in the dumpster. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #13
Dozed off like a beached whale on the shores of Mag a Lardo Blue Owl 7 hrs ago #14
Titleist? twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #16
We need a marine biologist! Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #30
Any minute now, the reflecting pool is working it's magic. KS Toronado 7 hrs ago #15
"Uggh.. All the media here demanding to know when we snow monkeys adopted Islam... hlthe2b 7 hrs ago #18
Aw cute MustLoveBeagles 5 hrs ago #26
Beaten to death by a marching band Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 7 hrs ago #19
LOL Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #31
Unfortunate that there's need to clarify these day durablend 6 hrs ago #21
Oh, come on Grim Reaper! Grim Chieftain 5 hrs ago #23
Shorter of breath BWdem4life 5 hrs ago #24
Because he is brilliant at everything, Ocelot II 5 hrs ago #27
trump and McConnell are in a race LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #28
The Tortoise and the Hairplug Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #32
My money's on the bunny wabbit to win! KS Toronado 3 hrs ago #34
The finish line is death LetMyPeopleVote 3 hrs ago #36
Choked to death when E. Jean Carroll agrees to not collect her $5 million compensation WestMichRad 4 hrs ago #29
You win! This is a very creative solution to several problems at once FakeNoose 3 hrs ago #35
By a distance malaise 2 hrs ago #38
Wow Malaise! 300K posts! You're my hero FakeNoose 2 hrs ago #39
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