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mr715

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35. This is what happened...

Reply to QueerDuck (Reply #6)

Thu Jul 9, 2026, 01:54 PM

12 hrs ago

or they spoke to someone with power of attorney so they can make the bullshit claim that they were, legally, speaking with Mitch McConnell.

Sen. Mitch McConnell is almost certainly currently fermenting.

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My Bull Shit Detector is lighting up strong: [View all] Chasstev365 19 hrs ago OP

On a very slightly related topic, there was reportedly a phone installed in Mary Baker Eddy's tomb... dedl67 18 hrs ago #1

Because they all have the same limited voice plan dalton99a 18 hrs ago #2

lmao vapor2 6 hrs ago #42

Let me see here... OldBaldy1701E 18 hrs ago #3

Maybe a conference call? SSJVegeta 18 hrs ago #4

Lol! mwmisses4289 18 hrs ago #5

Mitch wasn't responsive... someone just placed the phone by his ear, or turned on the speaker... QueerDuck 18 hrs ago #6

Oh i know that dynamic all too well SSJVegeta 18 hrs ago #7

If It Makes You Feel Better modrepub 17 hrs ago #11

Thanks. 🫂 QueerDuck 17 hrs ago #15

"Squeeze my hand if you can hear me" Seinan Sensei 16 hrs ago #29

This is what happened... mr715 12 hrs ago #35

"Fermenting!" 🤣🤣 OMG... Stop! QueerDuck 12 hrs ago #37

Mitch told 'em he was sharing a room with Tom Kean but Tom left, suddenly. He doesn't know where Tom went. 3Hotdogs 17 hrs ago #8

I was really hoping Tom Kean had gender reassignment surgery mr715 12 hrs ago #36

I was originally figuring on Syph but that thought got short circuited when I realized it would require someone to 3Hotdogs 8 hrs ago #38

IDK, New Jersey mr715 7 hrs ago #39

Yes. Maybe one of them might have spoken somewhat at length (if any of this is true), but all of them? hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #9

Mitch was freezing up periodically when he was still able to walk around allegorical oracle 16 hrs ago #18

yes and also it seems everyone claims they "talked to" him which technically you could do to someone in a coma electron_blue 17 hrs ago #10

Nah, he's fine.... Ol Janx Spirit 17 hrs ago #12

The AI app get weird after 20 minutes SocialDemocrat61 17 hrs ago #13

"Let's be smart and make sure our stories match!" struggle4progress 17 hrs ago #14

They should have a Zoomer with Mitch and post the video for all of us FakeNoose 17 hrs ago #16

They have their talking points. And they're sticking to 'em. Aristus 16 hrs ago #17

They are all so proficient at lying PatSeg 16 hrs ago #19

They all got the same script. marmar 16 hrs ago #20

They ran out of ChatGPT tokens newdeal2 16 hrs ago #21

and Mitch still hasn't found a moment to check in with Governor Beshear Quiet Em 16 hrs ago #22

I agree MustLoveBeagles 16 hrs ago #24

Where's Andy Beshear? otchmoson 16 hrs ago #23

He's done what he can do. I'm not sure WTF people want from him. This has become a running theme here. BannonsLiver 15 hrs ago #33

Were the conversations with Mitch two sided or Dave Id 16 hrs ago #25

The devil is in the details xuplate 16 hrs ago #26

Did Thune and Barrasso actually say they talked to him Buckeyeblue 16 hrs ago #27

Same script, differnt day. Mr. Jinx 16 hrs ago #28

I'm sorry.. I can't resist.... Mustellus 16 hrs ago #30

that was the same day that.... Gato Moteado 16 hrs ago #31

Rare photo of Mitch in hospital!!! usonian 16 hrs ago #32

Didn't this info originate with the Sen. Jack Kimble parody site? ClaudetteCC 13 hrs ago #34

Governor needs to call bullshit Red Mountain 7 hrs ago #40

Would look very Red Mountain 7 hrs ago #41

20 minute max - Hell is a long distance call lame54 6 hrs ago #43