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matt819

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1. Not only should a 9-year be legally allowed to fire an uzi. . .
Fri Aug 29, 2014, 10:53 AM
Aug 2014

I think all 9-year olds should be required to fire an uzi, maybe as part of the first week of school. And every school classroom should have an uzi, maybe in the teacher's desk drawer, just in case its needed to resolve differences.

And I also think vehicles should be modified to allow allow children to drive vehicles.

And smoke and drink.

And work. For half the minimum wage.

Just a thought.

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