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"And didja see how this Kuh-MUL-la KAM-a-la, I mean she's so dumb, she can't even pronounce her own name, she's terrible..... WORSE THAN CROOKED HILLARY... and the way she GRABBED that old lady, y'know they talk about me but I'm greatest hugger in the world... I don't make women cry, they LOVE me... they love me... they--AND THIS WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT... I'm sure not Michelin 5-star... but it's not their fault... I'LL MAKE ALL RESTAURANTS ALL 5-STAR, buh-leeve me... I mean that old broad looked traumatized, didn't she? I can't blame her she was PROBABLY UPSET staring at this terrible woman who let EIGHTY BILLION IMMIGRANTS over our border, eighty billion.... this Kuh-MUH-la... she's really gonna destroy this country and make a lotta old ladies cry... but I love my old ladies... JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR ME, GRANNY... ya won't have to anymore, ya really won't..."