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Grokenstein

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13. Knock off the avocado toast, Runny Roo-Roo.

Sun Nov 10, 2024, 06:07 AM

Nov 10

I'm sure Rush Limbaugh's seminar on dumpster diving is still online somewhere. Sure, it was aimed at schoolchildren, but I'm sure you can still get some good pointers.

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Rudy Giuliani Says He's Too Broke to Buy Food Amid Defamation Suit Struggle [View all] BumRushDaShow Nov 10 OP

Great! Ruby and Shaye can seize his $100k GoFundMe cash! SunSeeker Nov 10 #1

It's time to quit fooling around with Giuliani. Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 10 #2

Prison food is cheap. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 10 #12

He can apply for food stamps Butterflylady Nov 10 #49

Take a bus to a food bank or call Meals on Wheels delisen Nov 10 #69

Hey Rudy, True Dough Nov 10 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author Tadpole Raisin Nov 10 #4

Why was he given yet another week to comply? Tadpole Raisin Nov 10 #5

This has gone on way too long NJCher Nov 10 #9

Because he is(was)rich and famous. OldBaldy1701E Nov 10 #19

Most people get numerous warnings on things like this before the judge throws them in jail Prairie Gates Nov 10 #42

President Elect Dumbbell should take him to McDonalds. NNadir Nov 10 #6

I'll buy that story when he runs out of hair dye. multigraincracker Nov 10 #7

I'll always remember Rudy's markodochartaigh Nov 10 #10

Check out a food bank, Scumbag. Captain Zero Nov 10 #8

He could sell pillows on the corner. multigraincracker Nov 10 #11

Knock off the avocado toast, Runny Roo-Roo. Grokenstein Nov 10 #13

I'll bet that whiskey fund is going strong Montauk6 Nov 10 #14

food stamps, food banks, dumpster diving.... markie Nov 10 #15

He could go for at least a couple of months on body fat LiberalArkie Nov 10 #16

Rudy doesn't look like he has any extra body fat these days. ShazzieB Nov 10 #73

At his age, he qualifies for meals on wheels. ntp AnnaLee Nov 10 #17

Hungry? Dave Id Nov 10 #18

Don't forget cigars. Nt BidenRocks Nov 10 #65

Maybe he can apply for food stamps before his buddy slashes that program Martin Eden Nov 10 #20

Rudy, try living on your Social Security the way the rest of us do Walleye Nov 10 #21

"GiveSendGo" sounds like the perfect grifting opportunity. Rudy knows how to pick them. Vinca Nov 10 #22

He has JustAnotherGen Nov 10 #23

Too broke?? What happened to your big Coffee enterprise Rudy? No MAGOTS buying that crap from you? Bengus81 Nov 10 #24

Rudy met with his social worker recently and broke out in song... jmowreader Nov 10 #25

Boy, boy, crazy boy, get cool, boy. harumph Nov 10 #26

And then there's the song America... jmowreader Nov 10 #28

Yeah HarryM Nov 10 #35

BS BigMin28 Nov 10 #27

Rudy, you can rent out rooms in your Florida home iluvtennis Nov 10 #29

Ever heard of dumpster-diving, Rudy? lastlib Nov 10 #30

Boo-hoo. Not. /eom Ineedamoment Nov 10 #31

One of the many... AltairIV Nov 10 #32

Good. Of course he is lying. travelingthrulife Nov 10 #33

Boo freakin' Hoo HarryM Nov 10 #34

Just think of this as a Trial by Combat, Rudy. Botany Nov 10 #36

Feel good post of the day. Baitball Blogger Nov 10 #37

Somebody call the Whaaambulance. 2naSalit Nov 10 #38

Sounds like a bad case of Old Crank Nov 10 #39

Consequences of his own actions Blue for the win Nov 10 #40

And, he gets to watch his boss get completely away with the same thing and worse William Seger Nov 10 #45

Those hotdogs at the World Series were damn expensive. Sneederbunk Nov 10 #41

Ummm... Ysabel Nov 10 #43

I'm sure Trump will take good care of him IronLionZion Nov 10 #44

We won't see him in any expensive restaurants? wryter2000 Nov 10 #46

Hey Rudy, call Kevin Sorbo and Joe Rogan and see if one of them will let you crash at their place for awhile. Hotler Nov 10 #47

Rudy should go out front of Walmart and hold a sign JohnnyRingo Nov 10 #48

Tough shit, fuck him and he can fucking raid garbage cans. Autumn Nov 10 #50

Maybe trump will give him a bowl of soup. Turbineguy Nov 10 #51

Mar a Lago omelet bar. HappyH Nov 10 #53

He Rebl2 Nov 10 #52

When Rudy was mayor, he proposed making receipt of Food Stamps, Head Start, etc. no_hypocrisy Nov 10 #54

There are food kitchens in parts of NYC. He won't starve. appleannie1 Nov 10 #55

Dog food is cheap, Rudy, some seniors will tell you that. republianmushroom Nov 10 #56

Tell him to quit buying champagne and caviar mdbl Nov 10 #57

Good. Starve. Fuck off and die Rudy. ZonkerHarris Nov 10 #58

Oh, SNAP. n/t Harker Nov 10 #59

Ha, ha, ha Rudy ... ificandream Nov 10 #60

Bullshit! Martin68 Nov 10 #61

Fuck you. SamKnause Nov 10 #62

*sad trombone sound* sakabatou Nov 10 #63

No problem, Rudy. Just eat shit. 11 Bravo Nov 10 #64

thoughts and prayers joanbarnes Nov 10 #66

Go to the nearest soup kitchen. Probably get a cot too. Stop whining for your criming. Evolve Dammit Nov 10 #67

Scotch isn't food Rudy Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 10 #68

Contempt of court please. nt hootman Nov 10 #70

Eat me JoseBalow Nov 10 #71

I bet he has offshore accounts. alarimer Nov 10 #72

Welcome to the crowd, Rudy! ChazInAz Nov 10 #74

Tough Shit, Asshole! Mickju Nov 10 #75

Let him starve. marble falls Nov 10 #76

maybe his buddy can donate some freezer burned tRump steaks. nt yaesu Nov 10 #77

Allow me to play... Karasu Nov 10 #78

Pffffffttt... rudi electric_blue68 Nov 10 #79

Hey there Giuli-anna... GoldenMezzoDiva Nov 10 #80

Need some thoughts and prayers, Rudy? liberaltrucker Nov 10 #81

Anyone else ready for a tiny violin chamber ensemble? AllyCat Nov 11 #82