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elleng

(138,074 posts)
7. Couldn't handle her pup, but
Tue Nov 12, 2024, 05:53 AM
Nov 2024

'no prob' w HomeLand Security, enacted in response to the September 11 attacks. With more than 240,000 employees,[1] DHS is the third-largest Cabinet department, after the departments of Defense and Veterans Affairs.[4] Homeland security policy is coordinated at the White House by the Homeland Security Council. Other agencies with significant homeland security responsibilities include the departments of Health and Human Services, Justice, and Energy.

List of incorporated agencies
Original agency Original department New agency or office after transfer
U.S. Customs Service Treasury U.S. Customs and Border Protection
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Immigration and Naturalization Service Justice U.S. Customs and Border Protection
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
Federal Protective Service General Services Administration Management Directorate
Transportation Security Administration Transportation Transportation Security Administration
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center Treasury Federal Law Enforcement Training Center
Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
(part) Agriculture U.S. Customs and Border Protection
Federal Emergency Management Agency none Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Strategic National Stockpile Health and Human Services Originally assigned to FEMA, Returned to HHS, July 2004
National Disaster Medical System Health and Human Services Originally assigned to FEMA, Returned to HHS, August 2006
Nuclear Incident Response Team Energy Responsibilities distributed within FEMA
Domestic Emergency Support Team Justice Responsibilities distributed within FEMA
Center for Domestic Preparedness Justice (FBI) Responsibilities distributed within FEMA
CBRN Countermeasures Programs Energy Science & Technology Directorate
Environmental Measurements Laboratory Energy Science & Technology Directorate
National Biological Warfare
Defense Analysis Center Defense Science & Technology Directorate
Plum Island Animal Disease Center Agriculture Science & Technology Directorate
Federal Computer Incident Response Center General Services Administration US-CERT, Office of Cybersecurity and Communications
National Programs and Preparedness Directorate (now CISA)
National Communications System Defense Office of Cybersecurity and Communications
National Programs and Predaredness Directorate
National Infrastructure Protection Center Justice (FBI) Office of Operations Coordination
Office of Infrastructure Protection
Energy Security and Assurance Program Energy Office of Infrastructure Protection
U.S. Coast Guard Transportation U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Secret Service Treasury U.S. Secret Service

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_Homeland_Security

OBVIOUSLY impossible to administer adequately.

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I guess puppy murdering proves she's cruel enough for the job. Ocelot II Nov 2024 #1
Prerequisite. ... littlemissmartypants Nov 2024 #2
BUT!.... underpants Nov 2024 #20
Because the Gov of SD has so much experience with the southern border Bluetus Nov 2024 #43
the infamous, despicable governor DENVERPOPS Nov 2024 #90
Employees found insufficiently loyal or useful to the President will be terminated regardless of civil service status. Marcuse Nov 2024 #61
Sure won't be many {insert racist epithet} curs creeping around while Elmer Noem is wabbit hunting! . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #3
We are truly fucked. madaboutharry Nov 2024 #4
Now the Snow Queen controls ICE. . . . .nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #5
That was my first reaction too underpants Nov 2024 #12
This. Precisely this. hatrack Nov 2024 #26
She allegedly help come up with SD anti-drugvslogan: Meth, we're on it!!! 🤔 Devilsun Nov 2024 #73
Hide your pets. RandySF Nov 2024 #6
Couldn't handle her pup, but elleng Nov 2024 #7
It's an incredibly powerful cabinet position underpants Nov 2024 #11
It's a RIDICULOUS cabinet position, NO ONE can handle it adequately. elleng Nov 2024 #15
Yes it was a poor reaction to 9/11 underpants Nov 2024 #19
Right. elleng Nov 2024 #21
They literally had to cobble together a Department BumRushDaShow Nov 2024 #22
Yes, they did; elleng Nov 2024 #70
Wow yeah-that is a lot of responsibility.nt jfz9580m Nov 2024 #37
Yes, she'll be in over her head, but she's pretty. JohnnyRingo Nov 2024 #41
I guess our only hope for the next 4 years are low-key, behind-the-scenes, true patriots... Think. Again. Nov 2024 #8
Puppy Blaster is experienced in the disappearing department. bucolic_frolic Nov 2024 #9
This cabinet will be filled with airheads too stupid to interrupt the boss when he's screwing up Simeon Salus Nov 2024 #10
It's really sad The Madcap Nov 2024 #32
It's the cabinet of, by, and for Fox News hosts. Initech Nov 2024 #79
Wingnut welfare. Simeon Salus Nov 2024 #81
Fox News isn't so much a news network as it is a multi-level marketing firm. Initech Nov 2024 #84
FEMA. And the US Secret Service. Akakoji Nov 2024 #13
Don't forget the Coast Guard! SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 2024 #17
How long till all protection from the secret service are gone for Clinton,Obama and Biden? Bengus81 Nov 2024 #45
Lifetime protection for former presidents and their spouses and minor children is provided by law. Protection of others 24601 Nov 2024 #52
I thought Jackie Kennedy gave up her protection at some point. rickford66 Nov 2024 #54
I believe that her protection ended upon her remarriage. Her kids kept theirs until age 16. 24601 Nov 2024 #59
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2024 #57
Public Law No: 112-257 24601 Nov 2024 #63
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2024 #67
Please fasten your seat belts. multigraincracker Nov 2024 #14
Hail, Hail, the Gang's All ribrepin Nov 2024 #16
Billions of dollars in discretionary funding. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #18
All politics and capabilities aside genxlib Nov 2024 #23
She won't last. nt GenThePerservering Nov 2024 #24
OMG - lock your dogs up. Vinca Nov 2024 #25
"They're shooting the dogs! They're shooting the cats!" True Dough Nov 2024 #27
"They're shooting the dogs! They're shooting the cats!" True Dough Nov 2024 #28
Good bye national and homeland security..... Lovie777 Nov 2024 #29
And hello Putin, Kremlin, FSB and GRU. ancianita Nov 2024 #55
We need to put out psa's every week kerouac2 Nov 2024 #30
The incompetence continues. The Madcap Nov 2024 #31
The pool is remarkably shallow - few qualified people will work with him Prairie Gates Nov 2024 #33
Another DEI hire Old Crank Nov 2024 #34
The next 4 years. Woodwizard Nov 2024 #35
Yep. We are on our own more than ever. Evolve Dammit Nov 2024 #66
Just for context Historic NY Nov 2024 #36
What could go wrong? C_U_L8R Nov 2024 #38
The fool who probably knows less about border issues than my dog. travelingthrulife Nov 2024 #39
I can see why he picked her, she's a attractive woman. JohnnyRingo Nov 2024 #40
I suppose, "Meth. It's what's for dinner!" was considered. n/t Harker Nov 2024 #48
If ever a slogan dweller Nov 2024 #50
In this country, all dogs are now very afraid. lark Nov 2024 #42
Butt she is a non-stop ass kisser and toady. Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2024 #69
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2024 #44
Merry circus calliope music during the internment camp round-ups. NBachers Nov 2024 #46
Cruella DeVille IronLionZion Nov 2024 #47
How long will she last? NYC Liberal Nov 2024 #49
Her first order during the next disaster is to shoot the abandoned/homeless pets. OLDMDDEM Nov 2024 #51
Someone should have told Trump she had plastic surgery D. Spaulding Nov 2024 #53
Watch out Dogs everywhere! joanbarnes Nov 2024 #56
Employees found insufficiently loyal and useful to the President will be terminated regardless of civil service status. Marcuse Nov 2024 #58
They were so concerned about Peanut the Squirrel - TBF Nov 2024 #60
Her expertise being....? NM Grins Nov 2024 #62
The parade of unqualified wankers continues. paleotn Nov 2024 #64
He's picking psychopaths and dipshits to surround him. Texin Nov 2024 #65
Drumpf hates dogs. Puppy killing was the big feature in that resume. What an unqualified bimbo. Palin-esque. n/t Evolve Dammit Nov 2024 #68
First they came for the puppies... LT Barclay Nov 2024 #71
So will SD get a new Governor? bluestarone Nov 2024 #72
What usually happens is the lieutenant governor is elevated to governor jmowreader Nov 2024 #75
Is she willing to commit atrocities? Mmmm, maybe. Just a few. Duncan Grant Nov 2024 #74
Well, at least the country will be safe from lovable, rambunctious puppies. LudwigPastorius Nov 2024 #76
The dogs are protesting her selection! Jacson6 Nov 2024 #77
No stray dogs! Turbineguy Nov 2024 #78
He will be the Depolorable President. ificandream Nov 2024 #80
Kristi Noem to serve as his Homeland Security secretary Dogdirt Nov 2024 #82
Only picked because they're hardliners. louis-t Nov 2024 #83
Oh, joy. Karasu Nov 2024 #85
The Minister of Love nt Xipe Totec Nov 2024 #86
IN SOUTH DAKOTA.... THEY'RE SHOOTING THE DOGS! Montauk6 Nov 2024 #87
Her prize for hosting the town hall RANDYWILDMAN Nov 2024 #88
she bdamomma Nov 2024 #89
well well flordia DonCoquixote Nov 2024 #91
They're shooting the dogs, they're shooting the cats WokeAintWhatIAm Nov 2024 #92
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