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And they probably won't bother with probable cause; it'll just be the old chestnuts of skin color, class, and language that trigger the roundups.

If someone illegally invading your place of work or home demands that you prove your right to be in America, make the same demand back and ask whatever insulting questions were put to you. Nothing makes a racist and an authoritarian more enraged than a mirror.

"Let's see here...agent Richard Magnus Gunther? Wow, that sure is a mouthful for an English speaker! So...Sprachen sie Inglische, Herr Gunther? Ah, very very good. Have you been in America long, Herr Gunther? Oh, you were born here! That should make things simple. Just show me your long-form birth certificate, Social Security Card, W2s, class photos, health records, and pay the $500 fee for my services in reviewing your documents, and we'll be on our way. If you don't have them on you, you're welcome to board in my garage for the next few weeks while your file is processed. Wha...there's no need to get angry, Herr Gunther! Calm down, mein herr!"