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Problem 1, your source is a chat AI, which means you might as well be getting your news from a game of Scrabble or a Ouija board.

Problem 2, completely avoids all context or proportion to the story. "Hey, Bob, could you drop this file off on your way to the third floor?" "Sure thing, Mike," would according to you be the same story as thousands of skilled detectives and other personnel being commanded to stop their jobs and work instead as sash-wearing bush-beaters for a racist militia's pogroms.