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Ocelot II

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10. Trump's latest tame doctor will pronounce him to be in perfect condition.

Tue Apr 8, 2025, 11:25 AM

Apr 8

Maybe he'll bring back "Dr." Ronny Jackson to do the exam, which will consist mainly of Ronny feeling his biceps and gasping in awe. Ronny will then show him drawings of several animals, and even though Trump will identify the zebra as a big dog and the hippopotamus as a pig, Ronny will pronounce him as having the mental acuity of all the scientists in the world put together, and that he has the physique of a 25-year-old body builder. He will be described as a perfect specimen of immortal manly manhood, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and with a dick the size of a fully-ripened zucchini, gonads the size of baseballs, and hands bigger than catchers' mitts. His farts smell like roses; his turds like freshly-baked bread. He's 6'9" tall and weighs nothing at all because he's God.

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Donald Trump To Have Physical Examination This Week: What To Know [View all] BumRushDaShow Apr 8 OP

Here's what I know True Dough Apr 8 #1

Yet be paid big bucks to lie about the resultsl ananda Apr 8 #12

It would be horrible and terribly sad BonnieJW Apr 8 #30

Well, he's rotten to the core! N/T tonekat Apr 8 #2

Still waiting on the ER report from the so-called PA assassination attempt BoRaGard Apr 8 #3

Oh, he'll definitely be the most fit "president" the US has ever seen groundloop Apr 8 #20

They looked up his ass C_U_L8R Apr 8 #4

I just hope they can reverse the flow of its intestinal tract. SalamanderSleeps Apr 8 #11

Oh no! murielm99 Apr 8 #17

What to know: it will be bs kerouac2 Apr 8 #5

"BESTEST HEALTH EVER! MILES BETTER THAN BRANDON!" durablend Apr 8 #6

What are the chances that we will learn the true result of this exam? mwb970 Apr 8 #7

Zero and I don't care. That fat POS is a walking massive heart attack or stroke Bengus81 Apr 8 #24

I can't wait for the answer to "Who is the President?" livetohike Apr 8 #8

Hopes And Prayers SSJVegeta Apr 8 #9

Trump's latest tame doctor will pronounce him to be in perfect condition. Ocelot II Apr 8 #10

The doctor will lie. republianmushroom Apr 8 #13

Mental examination bmichaelh Apr 8 #14

What we know Quanto Magnus Apr 8 #15

Dr. Harold Bornstein, his former personal physician, died so they'll have to find someone else to say Trump is the sop Apr 8 #16

Ronny Jackson, maybe? rurallib Apr 8 #21

I never saw a pic of Trump's former doctor until now: SupportSanity Apr 8 #31

He looks like he plays him on SNL! CTyankee Apr 8 #32

Weight: 229 pounds HereForTheParty Apr 8 #18

Don't you mean 229 kilograms? The Madcap Apr 8 #28

What to know Miguelito Loveless Apr 8 #19

More fodder for the late night hosts. ProudMNDemocrat Apr 8 #22

The results are already written. You can bet on it. twodogsbarking Apr 8 #23

I find this amusing twodogsbarking Apr 8 #25

Will they bring Congressman Ronny Jackson back from the House to do this examination? LetMyPeopleVote Apr 8 #26

They won't find a heart. The Madcap Apr 8 #27

He should catch Shingles and itch to death Submariner Apr 8 #29

Fuck "Person, Woman, Man, Camera". LudwigPastorius Apr 8 #33

Do they also check for syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital herpes ... Oopsie Daisy Apr 8 #34

I don't want to think about having to examine that man's body....his NAKED body... CTyankee Apr 8 #35

Puke! Oopsie Daisy Apr 8 #37

Put his orange smelly ass on a treadmill till he drops. OverBurn Apr 8 #36

AFTER a review by forum hosts LOCKING Omaha Steve Apr 8 #38