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tanyev

(48,918 posts)
14. Figures.
Thu Jul 17, 2025, 04:28 PM
Jul 2025

Trump probably called the CEO who presented him with the commemorative inauguration bottle of Diet Coke and told him “You should switch back to cane sugar!” Whereupon the CEO said, “Well, we do some product with cane sugar every year. I’ll be sure and pass the idea along,” hoping that would end the phone call sooner.

And it did! Before the line was even disconnected, Donny was tip tapping his message out on Truth Social with his tiny little fingers.

Congratulations, James Coca-Cola! You just got Trumped.

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Sugar cane is grown in Louisiana, Florida and Texas, although the US also imports a lot of it Ocelot II Jul 2025 #1
Our cane growing areas in no way match the almost infinite acres of corn BumRushDaShow Jul 2025 #6
awww...so sad. BTW, who did you vote for? ret5hd Jul 2025 #2
My husband and I are corn growers. murielm99 Jul 2025 #10
TACO never thinks things through. NCDem47 Jul 2025 #3
Oh well we can do it Jul 2025 #4
That's their plan. Autumn Jul 2025 #5
Can't wait until he puts the Cocaine back in Coke! ToxMarz Jul 2025 #7
in a follow up article titled: trump doesn't give a rats ass about anyone else but himself. nt Javaman Jul 2025 #8
Trump just doesn't want to get caught drinking MexiCoke, seeing he's trying to exterminate Mexicans. hadEnuf Jul 2025 #9
The down side, at least here in Colorado, is the Mexican Coke is generally $2 a bottle, occasionally less. generalbetrayus Jul 2025 #11
Yes, you can taste the difference. hadEnuf Jul 2025 #18
I just bought a bottle of Mex coke in NM for $3 today womanofthehills Jul 2025 #19
Has Coca-Cola confirmed they plan to do this? tanyev Jul 2025 #12
Apparently it seemed to have blindsided them BumRushDaShow Jul 2025 #13
Figures. tanyev Jul 2025 #14
Pffffttt...another Trump diversion. Give it five more minutes and never mentioned again. Bengus81 Jul 2025 #15
Honestly, I support getting rid of High Fructose Corn Syrup cabotnn22 Jul 2025 #16
Everything Dump does and signs interrupts many livelihoods mdbl Jul 2025 #17
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