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AverageOldGuy

(3,694 posts)
33. This will not end well for Trump
Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:42 PM
Dec 2025

The outcome of this barnstorming tour will be:

-- He collapses and dies at the 3d or 4th stop, or,
-- He collapses early in the tour, survives, goes back to DC, Congress invokes the 25th Amendment or,
-- He ends the tour after stops 2 or 3, returns to DC, spends the rest of his term as a blubbering idiot, aides propping him up, or,
-- Someone at one of his stops does not miss.

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Hopefully this "tour" will get him in the ground sooner. wolfie001 Dec 2025 #1
Can I, well, dig the hole? twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #7
This is sad. Du916 Dec 6 #111
"The president will kickoff" begins the last paragraph. oasis Dec 2025 #49
"The president will kick off".... AZ8theist Dec 2025 #55
His cult adores him and will cry like when Kim Jong Il croaked wolfie001 Dec 2025 #107
True. Harding was poisoned by his own GOPee - who saw him as a YOOGE liability for '24 peppertree Dec 2025 #73
He was doing some hanky panky in the WH wolfie001 Dec 2025 #106
True. Harding's Tunnel: his most famous federal "infrastructure project" (and one of his few) peppertree Dec 2025 #108
Comedy gold! NCDem47 Dec 2025 #2
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #88
He'll snooze his way through the whole thing. louis-t Dec 2025 #3
Good luck with that, SHitler. n/t CousinIT Dec 2025 #4
Nationwide Tour? Then, we need to organize... Escape Dec 2025 #5
Safe travels. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #6
How much will this tour cost taxpayers in $??? RockCreek Dec 2025 #8
Exactly that BlueSpot Dec 2025 #43
Oh boy; small crowds will get to see his dementia up close! Chasstev365 Dec 2025 #9
Plan B: JawJaw Dec 2025 #87
A Series of Trump Rallies MissouriDem47 Dec 2025 #10
Hahaha. Good luck with that. Joinfortmill Dec 2025 #11
A real SLEEPER! usonian Dec 2025 #12
Great time for protests! truthisfreedom Dec 2025 #13
My popcorn is ready. He won't last one hour. nt Blasphemer Dec 2025 #14
Oh yes he will. maxsolomon Dec 2025 #82
Please proceed Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2025 #15
Good...that will not end well for him. BigmanPigman Dec 2025 #16
Nailed it. NCDem47 Dec 2025 #18
Heard He Loves To Gold Plate Shit So I Got Him This Award!!! MayReasonRule Dec 2025 #17
Probably be another staged assassination attempt duckworth969 Dec 2025 #19
Looking forward to the tar the farce. nt Xipe Totec Dec 2025 #20
oh boy! edhopper Dec 2025 #21
His handlers are going to need more Adderall. llmart Dec 2025 #22
Yeah, can't see him getting through such a tour PatSeg Dec 2025 #24
He can stay away from Michigan. llmart Dec 2025 #35
Ha, ha! PatSeg Dec 2025 #44
You're hearty souls up there! electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #105
I've lived in the South but... llmart Dec 6 #110
I guess you are! (hardy stock) 😄👍 electric_blue68 Dec 6 #112
Especially in December... travelingthrulife Dec 2025 #67
Good point PatSeg Dec 2025 #68
Yes Trump is going to need a lot of uppers to do these rallies. Irish_Dem Dec 2025 #52
Maybe we can recommend that he take ten times the prescribed amount. llmart Dec 2025 #81
His all night ranting and raving means they are giving him too high a dose. Irish_Dem Dec 2025 #95
Can we turn them into No Kings protests? Amaryllis Dec 2025 #23
Yeah, more Sleepy Joe Crooked Hillary Sharks Batteries Windmills Brain Cancer So Unfair Liberal Hoax Fake News hatrack Dec 2025 #25
Plus his infamous accordion hands. llmart Dec 2025 #36
lyrics to another bad Billy Joel song... lapfog_1 Dec 2025 #101
During the holiday season? How odd. Raven123 Dec 2025 #26
He will be pasing the collection plate like never before. twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #27
Its winter. He'll freeze his ... .... He'll probably start in 2 weeks. Srkdqltr Dec 2025 #28
Ugh.... moose65 Dec 2025 #29
Can he stand up? greymattermom Dec 2025 #30
He's getting to old to do a tour like this. Better have the medical team at the ready. BradBo Dec 2025 #31
Hush! What are you trying to do? Ray Bruns Dec 2025 #62
I can't help it I've been an EMT for 25 year. BradBo Dec 2025 #75
He won't be a martyr. The red hats will move on to someone more stupid the Ray Bruns Dec 2025 #79
Maybe so. And Republicans will hit their wagon to that person. BradBo Dec 2025 #93
I don't think this will fare well for him. Figarosmom Dec 2025 #32
Shut up! Ray Bruns Dec 2025 #63
This will not end well for Trump AverageOldGuy Dec 2025 #33
Please proceed Deminpenn Dec 2025 #34
Come on, baby! Let's do the sleepwalker! struggle4progress Dec 2025 #37
Why go on tour and lie? Aussie105 Dec 2025 #38
Looking forward to more gaffes, stumbles, confusion, and dementia symptoms. Martin68 Dec 2025 #39
This gaslighting tour is going to be a disaster. MuirHero Dec 2025 #40
You mean he's going to light his farts? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2025 #45
hahahahahaha Boo1 Dec 2025 #41
I want to see him try to convince people that things don't cost more Blumancru Dec 2025 #42
Trump will baffle 'em with bullshit, sop Dec 2025 #66
Circus coming to town pfitz59 Dec 2025 #46
Will he do the double-bubba dick stroke dance? Crowman2009 Dec 2025 #47
Time to activate the No Kings crowd... CapnSteve Dec 2025 #48
I may not protest this time, I didn't get that last check. Oh, screw it, I'll protest that asshole for free. OverBurn Dec 2025 #92
Maybe the strain of travel will kill him. That would be so terrible or something. Orrex Dec 2025 #50
Don't get my hopes up. Ray Bruns Dec 2025 #64
Taking his bribery/extortion show on the road. Irish_Dem Dec 2025 #51
Bingo! LiberalLovinLug Dec 2025 #96
He should sell pieces of the East Wing and blown up fishing boats. Irish_Dem Dec 2025 #98
Paid actors and billionaire wannabes in t-shirts and jeans bucolic_frolic Dec 2025 #53
He can't defend his policies or deny their failures, he'll just have to blame it all on someone else. sop Dec 2025 #54
He's been pointing the finger at others since he came down that escalator. Prof. Toru Tanaka Dec 2025 #61
Here's hoping that millions of citizens turn out to "welcome" him. (nt) Paladin Dec 2025 #56
Note The Quote Marks! 😄 electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #103
Oh, yes please take your show on the road. Magoo48 Dec 2025 #57
Good idea Donny Botany Dec 2025 #58
More Promises Falcon101 Dec 2025 #59
I suspect that there will be protests outside his venues. mwb970 Dec 2025 #60
just hoping lrucks1952 Dec 2025 #65
I'm listening. How successful were your day one price cuts? Norrrm Dec 2025 #69
A Packed Audience 2na fisherman Dec 2025 #70
It willl be cut shot after the protests are larger than those attending ashredux Dec 2025 #71
It will be a disaster and he will crash and burn kimbutgar Dec 2025 #72
The only people that will show up or watch are his sycophants. Jacson6 Dec 2025 #74
Anyone else think that this was Melania's idea? littlemissmartypants Dec 2025 #76
That's one way to boost sales of tomatoes. nt Qutzupalotl Dec 2025 #77
The "They're Eating the Dogs! They're Eating the Cats!" tour of 2026 will be a real barnburner. Ol Janx Spirit Dec 2025 #78
RE: ""White House aides see Trump as the Republican Party's best salesman --" BadGimp Dec 2025 #80
January is coming soon. maliaSmith Dec 2025 #83
it might work justsomeguy01 Dec 2025 #84
The solution to high prices is throw out the president, right? IronLionZion Dec 2025 #85
Keep your replies coming....I'm rolling on the floor laughing!! Sogo Dec 2025 #86
Here's what's going to happen... jmowreader Dec 2025 #89
Dying or becoming incapacitated on a public tour duckworth969 Dec 2025 #90
Are they selling tour t-shirts and hats and flags, candy bars, covfie mugs, pictures of celebrity Reps? twodogsbarking Dec 2025 #91
His handlers won't let him do it because he no longer has the stamina to do it. flashman13 Dec 2025 #94
They'll no doubt try to stop him, yes - but the Pig from Hell listens to one peppertree Dec 2025 #99
He'll end up like Warren Harding - the most corrupt U.S. president up to His Orangeness peppertree Dec 2025 #97
It's gonna be a tough slog, even with screened audiences of Maga wackadoodle nuts Brother Buzz Dec 2025 #100
Witnesses to history peppertree Dec 2025 #102
Maybe this is their plan to end him. travelingthrulife Dec 2025 #104
Now that he's brought the price of eggs down to the point they're almost free, BobTheSubgenius Dec 6 #109
I miss 'em! (No, not really, but I do like them).... electric_blue68 Dec 6 #114
Perfect Timing for MAGAs eringer Dec 6 #113
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