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hunter

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11. It's not a ballroom.

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 09:34 AM

Jan 9

The West Wing will be Congress, the East Wing will be the Supreme Court, both hand picked by the Supreme Leader.

The Lincoln Memorial will be torn down and replaced by the secret police, the reflecting pond containing cooling water for their massive data center.

The rest of Washington D.C. will be sold off to billionaires who will rename institutions like the Smithsonian after themselves, or tear them down to build luxury apartments and hotels for the Chosen.

The Washington Monument will be renamed for the Supreme Leader and plated in actual gold. It will also serve as the site for nationally televised executions.

Sigh...

Imagining dystopias is so damned easy.

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White House ballroom architect says West Wing additions considered for 'symmetry' [View all] BumRushDaShow Jan 9 OP

And tear down that pesky WWII memorial while they're at it and replace it RVN VET71 Jan 9 #1

"I think that would be a nice addition, don't you? " BumRushDaShow Jan 9 #2

Trump probably wants where the Lincoln memorial or the unamed soldier is buried at for that. cstanleytech Jan 9 #9

No. They tore down the East Wing that included the works of Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Botany Jan 9 #3

Teddy Roosevelt's and FDR's contributions, sure. Igel Jan 9 #7

40 ft ceilings? lonely bird Jan 9 #4

So impractical ... it would cost a fortune to heat and cool it FakeNoose Jan 9 #6

Symmetry would be nice, with a few little touches JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 9 #5

It already was symmetrical. intheflow Jan 9 #8

Grotesque and obscene, just like the would-be king. Dave Bowman Jan 9 #17

I hope that historians don't try to whitewash what the Republicans are doing in the future with this kind of shit. cstanleytech Jan 9 #10

It's not a ballroom. hunter Jan 9 #11

Trump's goal is to demolish the White House. Irish_Dem Jan 9 #12

Mar a Lardo is a dump, failing sanitary inspections all the time. Dave Bowman Jan 9 #16

Yes but it has cheap gold decor and plenty of cocaine and hookers. Irish_Dem Jan 9 #18

Wow! That was Putin's goal, too! Kid Berwyn Jan 9 #19

Oh Hell No! Ford_Prefect Jan 9 #13

It couldn't be any clearer that this orange cretin has no plans to ever leave the White House. Texin Jan 9 #14

The barely literate psychopath doesn't have repect for anything or anyone. Dave Bowman Jan 9 #15

The entire project should be stopped in its tracks. We can rebuild once we get a Democrat back in office. Martin68 Jan 9 #20

Baranes is going to destroy his firm taking this project on maxsolomon Jan 9 #21

If it is built, it will always be a gilded tumor on the People's House that reminds us... LudwigPastorius Jan 9 #22