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AZJonnie

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1. Obviously there's nothing funny about any of this, BUT

Reply to muriel_volestrangler (Original post)

Mon Feb 2, 2026, 03:26 PM

Feb 2

A vaguely amusing imagining I have going on is one where Dimon was on the horn with IQ47 first thing this morning, near-shouting "Mister President, if I may, what in the name of GOD are you doing, releasing info that suggests Epstein had me on speed dial literally while he was in jail for solicitation of minors? Are you out of your damned mind?".

Trump would be flailing to answer, saying he had no idea, so sorry Jamie, we'll get it sorted out, etc.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that call.

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Obviously there's nothing funny about any of this, BUT AZJonnie Feb 2 #1

I'd imagine Dimon would go straight to someone with the mental capacity to change things, like Miller or Bondi muriel_volestrangler Feb 2 #2

True! (nt) AZJonnie Feb 2 #3