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Chellee

(2,292 posts)
63. The sculptor is an idiot.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 11:11 PM
19 hrs ago

Trump, and by extension, Trump-like people never pay their bills.

Cottrill is currently holding the completed work at his Ohio foundry due to a dispute with the crypto bros who commissioned it. He has complained that they unlawfully used an image of his work to market their memecoin, which has since cratered in value.

According to the Times, he says he is owed $90,000 by his patrons out of a $150,000 lump sum he was to be paid for the rights to the statue.


They already have what they wanted. An image to market, and the ability to say, "We paid an artist to create a statue of you sir!" He's never getting the rest of his money. Get a brain, moran!

On a side note, the hair on the thing makes it look like he has a ball cap on.

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May it be crapped on by a million birds. Diamond_Dog Yesterday #1
First they come for the statue, then the peasants hang the king. The ole one-two. twodogsbarking Yesterday #2
Baghdad all over again. SergeStorms 7 hrs ago #81
Yes, yes, oh yes twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #82
I was so hoping this was Borowitz or the Onion. raccoon Yesterday #3
Same here. SheltieLover Yesterday #9
Seriously! yellow dahlia 21 hrs ago #55
His hubris has no limit. Lasher 20 hrs ago #59
And the people (MAGA Dumbfucks) bowed and prayed, to the neon god they'd made... Chasstev365 Yesterday #4
Wish I could give this more recs! raccoon Yesterday #22
Not The Onion? SheltieLover Yesterday #5
That was my first question. Horrifying, unbelievable, but true, like so much with Drumpt. Timeflyer 10 hrs ago #71
This will be a golden opportunity...for us to paint him as corrupt and out of touch ms liberty Yesterday #6
another reason for other leaders NJCher 22 hrs ago #46
My name is Donzymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! tanyev Yesterday #7
"History doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes." Grokenstein Yesterday #11
Donzymandias.... FalloutShelter Yesterday #35
I Think You Just Won The Internet PhilG 8 hrs ago #79
I can only hope it eventually gets pulled down like the statute of Saddam Hussein. Ocelot II Yesterday #8
It will be toppled angryxyouth Yesterday #12
the sculptor will probably NJCher 22 hrs ago #47
Wanna bet? OldBaldy1701E 9 hrs ago #75
Not with you NJCher 9 hrs ago #76
And they find Trump hiding in a "spider hole", excepting that the goober won't fit in a "spider hole". wcmagumba Yesterday #27
Gross. The article has pictures (VOMIT WARNING) Grokenstein Yesterday #10
Maybe they'll make piggy banks. Ocelot II Yesterday #23
I wonder how many of the small ones will Figarosmom 18 hrs ago #67
Something something graven images... EarthFirst Yesterday #13
There's precedent ... eppur_se_muova Yesterday #14
Another garish display of fawning stupidity Hey Joe Yesterday #15
Oh goodie bdamomma Yesterday #16
The similarity to "Don Corleone" is **PURELY** a coincidence. They would never do that deliberately !! nt eppur_se_muova Yesterday #17
Every day every day every day bluestarone Yesterday #18
Be still, my churning stomach. nt Buns_of_Fire Yesterday #19
Oh, FFS! A Golden Idol to worship? Really??? Tim S Yesterday #20
Welcome to Turkmenistan muriel_volestrangler Yesterday #21
I fear I'll never be proud to be an American again--unless I live to a very very very old age hlthe2b Yesterday #24
I hope people tape a South Park Trump penis on it. chowder66 Yesterday #25
Wtaf Easterncedar Yesterday #26
OMG! The embarrassment just never ends! slightlv Yesterday #28
I think it should be adorned with dildoes. Ilsa Yesterday #29
That is disgusting PatSeg Yesterday #30
I'll call this horror Don Colonoscopy. Dave Bowman Yesterday #31
Chump is forever an embarrassment... Everything has be all about HIM ... always FakeNoose Yesterday #32
Anyone up for a paintball tournament? Vinca Yesterday #33
JFC! DavidDvorkin Yesterday #34
"First time he's been hard in 15 years." - Melania, probably flvegan Yesterday #36
Maybe aliens should just exterminate us SamuelTheThird Yesterday #37
Before this regime does? johnnyfins 22 hrs ago #51
It just never stops on the world stage Bayard Yesterday #38
Donzymandias. NT mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday #39
Oh for God's sake. mwb970 23 hrs ago #40
Absolutely humiliating orangecrush 23 hrs ago #41
good gawd barbtries 23 hrs ago #42
The first thing my eyes went to is the gut! colorado_ufo 23 hrs ago #43
I remember images of the people pulling down the statue of Stalin. mysteryowl 23 hrs ago #44
and just as fun is NJCher 21 hrs ago #57
... mysteryowl 21 hrs ago #58
The comments in the atticle are good. IcyPeas 22 hrs ago #45
The embarrassment is never ending Pisces 22 hrs ago #48
God, I hate the timeline. progressoid 22 hrs ago #49
Something for the guys to piss on cate94 22 hrs ago #50
Fucking PAGANS Historic NY 22 hrs ago #52
Yes! Instead of... some_of_us_are_sane 8 hrs ago #78
Its hollow just like Donald Historic NY 6 hrs ago #83
Bowing will be mandatory. Sneederbunk 21 hrs ago #53
That is one ugly statue. Fla Dem 21 hrs ago #54
Geez, that's gonna take a big diaper. WestMichRad 21 hrs ago #56
Gag me with a spoon, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Martin68 20 hrs ago #60
This is The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion. niyad 20 hrs ago #61
They must be planning to spend big bucks on the round the clock security. nt Blasphemer 20 hrs ago #62
The sculptor is an idiot. Chellee 19 hrs ago #63
According to the Times, he says he is owed $90,000 by his patrons out of a $150,000 lump sum he was to be paid for the r riversedge 19 hrs ago #64
2000 years from now, our ancestors will find that statue and think: "Those stupid bastards had no taste at all" chouchou 18 hrs ago #65
Who actually thinks this is gonna happen that world leaders will come here the way things are going? I bet they calll Amaryllis 18 hrs ago #66
😑😑😑😑 ugh! electric_blue68 18 hrs ago #68
OK I will say it. Botany 13 hrs ago #69
In the next book of world records: DFW 11 hrs ago #70
Target practice. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #72
I want one of those in the all the chambers of congress and every courtroom of the supreme court. I'm not kidding. mikelewis 9 hrs ago #73
Final Solutions for a Small Planet Kid Berwyn 9 hrs ago #74
Vomit inducing Aviation Pro 8 hrs ago #77
I am Donzymandias, king of kings... Ocelot II 8 hrs ago #80
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