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6. From your link...

Thu Mar 5, 2026, 04:29 PM

Thursday

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Thank you
@POTUS
Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
@SecRubio
and
@SecWar
are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security.

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

Gag me! What a crock.

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;-{)..... Goonch Thursday #1

I'm expecting this to be a delusional concept of a plan. Martin68 Thursday #63

Oh crap - I thought she was gone. How many new costumes and videos can she Marie Marie Thursday #2

Hmmm. Countries in it? LiberalArkie Thursday #3

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Ahhh. "Two weeks" - newspeak for "never" erronis Thursday #20

Should have guessed that she wouldn't go away entirely, she knows too much probably nt blue_jay Thursday #4

As was suggested on Nicolle BaronChocula Thursday #40

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If there was an award for trump corruption BaronChocula Yesterday #77

From your link... sheshe2 Thursday #6

Shipped off to Siberia. N/T tonekat Thursday #21

JFC, what a load of bs. niyad Thursday #33

Well at least she doesn't have to remember new talking points n/t BaronChocula Thursday #41

BARF LymphocyteLover Yesterday #79

It's crap. More than likely another shake down scheme. paleotn Thursday #7

+++++ WestMichRad Thursday #9

Not just that. OldBaldy1701E Yesterday #78

but but but what about his "Board of Peace"? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #80

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Per post 18, this is NOT a US creation. niyad Thursday #37

The post you've replied to does not say it is a "US creation" OKIsItJustMe Thursday #46

Early Happy 20th DUnniversary to you. niyad Thursday #68

That sounds just as legit as his Board of Peace. tanyev Thursday #10

He names things the way they would be named in comic books. (n/t) thesquanderer Thursday #25

see post 18 niyad Thursday #39

My thought exactly LeftInTX Thursday #47

The Justice League. Global Guardians. underpants Thursday #53

see post 18 niyad Thursday #38

It's a new opportunity to play dress up. appmanga Thursday #11

Ooh! She'll need an invisible plane! tanyev Thursday #29

Wonder Noemen! sheshe2 Thursday #45

I just hope her benefits are slashed IbogaProject Thursday #12

Ran a query through Gemini Tripper11 Thursday #13

That's aa lot of text for AI to say "can't find anything before today" - but I can date it to Feb 20th, and maybe Dec 11 muriel_volestrangler Thursday #18

oh ok, thanks..... Tripper11 Thursday #19

Ah, thank you. So. . not his handlers' idea at all. niyad Thursday #31

Here's an explanation from yesterday, so it's not about Noem's new assignment. OKIsItJustMe Thursday #49

Yeah, as I said, Trump sent out identical invites to countries in late Feb muriel_volestrangler Thursday #56

I dunno about the Epstein angle... OKIsItJustMe Thursday #57

So will this new job involve lots of travel on the Flying Bedroom? Wild blueberry Thursday #14

OR barbtries Thursday #16

AWWWWWW DAAAAAAAAAMN! BaronChocula Thursday #43

I was thinking the same thing. The get to travel to warm climes underpants Thursday #51

spheres of influence. barbtries Thursday #15

Political Alliances: Building a "Right-Wing South American Alliance" to counter the influence of regional rivals. Figarosmom Thursday #17

Trump increasing the size of government again. Emile Thursday #22

Miller announces intention to bomb the shit out of their counties... pat_k Thursday #23

huh slightlv Thursday #54

Miller is unstable lonely bird Thursday #64

Same clown different car jgmiller Thursday #24

It's a golden bridge to nowhere Uncle Joe Thursday #26

... BaronChocula Thursday #44

"scheduled. . according to him. Any confirmation from those countries? niyad Thursday #27

She's already got her new wardrobe worked out at least; D. Spaulding Thursday #28

No Brazil... looks like he only wants countries that like him, or that he can get something out of liberalla Thursday #30

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So I guess she'll lock up the leaders of those countries if they don't cave to Trump's demands. chowder66 Thursday #34

Is it a get-rid-of job like ambassador to Greece? Norrrm Thursday #35

more chance to scam. AllaN01Bear Thursday #36

It's a basement office in the DHS HQ. comradebillyboy Thursday #42

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Her canned answer: BaronChocula Thursday #70

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Double Secret Probation. Iggo Thursday #50

The new job will give Noem more opportunities for cosplay LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #52

! LudwigPastorius Thursday #65

Does she get to keep the boudoir with wings? stollen Thursday #55

So where did he move Nick Fury, after he bumped him out for Noem? Swede Thursday #58

Straight out of Putin & Trump's playbook. Botany Thursday #59

A better post for her... COL Mustard Thursday #60

Probably a made up job to keep her quiet. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Thursday #61

It's probably enigmania Thursday #62

Wait...I'm so confused. llmart Thursday #66

Is Corey going to be her "assistant"? n/t valleyrogue Thursday #67

More accurate shield image Tasmanian Devil Thursday #69

No need to apolgize. It's a work of (low) art, but still art. Nicely done. FadedMullet Yesterday #72

... orleans Yesterday #75

Is Cory coming Old Crank Yesterday #76