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13. "You owe me! Send your worthless-shit ships now and I'll leave Greenland alone!!"

Sat Mar 14, 2026, 02:56 PM

Mar 14

"You don't mean that, do you, sir?"
"Of course not, idiot. I'll totally take Greenland! All of Europe! Mine! Now change my diaper!"

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Trump calls on UK to send warships to keep strait of Hormuz open [View all] Mysterian Mar 14 OP

The UK has something called Parliament gab13by13 Mar 14 #1

I like that even the prime minister has to argue on the floor fujiyamasan Mar 14 #4

Shipping traffic through the Strait of Hormuz will open . . . AverageOldGuy Mar 14 #2

Why yes, yes he did indeed. SunSeeker Mar 14 #7

The Skittish prime minister loves waffles BaronChocula Mar 14 #10

Surprised he's not asking NATO bucolic_frolic Mar 14 #5

Fuck everyone who voted for this idiot. SunSeeker Mar 14 #6

shithole wants allies' soldiers to die as well..... Lovie777 Mar 14 #8

In other words JBTaurus83 Mar 14 #9

Maybe orange A-hole you shouldn't of started this. republianmushroom Mar 14 #11

I hope they tell him to fuck off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SamKnause Mar 14 #12

I think I hear laughter in the distance. twodogsbarking Mar 14 #15

I would tell Trump to pound sand. walkingman Mar 14 #16