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12. Commemorative Trump hip-waders and life vests must be worn for tours at high tide.

Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:22 AM

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Vests** and waders** are available in the Trump gift shop for only $500!

**Fashion life vests and waders are not guaranteed to actually float or keep you dry. Purchase acknowledges your awareness of any risk.

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Hurricane bait WmChris 1 hr ago #79

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And of course there will be at least one large gold statue of Trump, the one shown. Probably others. highplainsdem 11 hrs ago #3

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The Trump Crime Family bragging about all of its crimes. Irish_Dem 11 hrs ago #4

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The "gift" jumbo jet from Qatar..... SergeStorms 10 hrs ago #13

Qatar's 'gift' belongs to the USA. C_U_L8R 9 hrs ago #22

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And Fox News has Congress, the Senate, and SCOTUS wrapped around their finger. Initech 5 hrs ago #66

I agree..... SergeStorms 4 hrs ago #71

They say that will be a life size replica. JohnnyRingo 9 hrs ago #21

Is the ground in Miami stable enough to withstand that thing? Intractable 11 hrs ago #6

Commemorative Trump hip-waders and life vests must be worn for tours at high tide. tanyev 10 hrs ago #12

They're putting it in Miami?! yardwork 9 hrs ago #26

Highly Porous Limestone Zackzzzz 9 hrs ago #29

The tallest building in Miami is 88 stories dsc 9 hrs ago #34

Is that building at the water's edge? Intractable 9 hrs ago #35

I would say likely no dsc 8 hrs ago #43

"Jacksonville is actually larger." mostly because the city limits include the entire county EX500rider 2 hrs ago #75

Cocaine money built it up LeftInTX 7 hrs ago #56

And then this happened not far away to the north, just under 5 years ago - BumRushDaShow 6 hrs ago #62

The drawing of the Trump library shows it is by itself as a tall building not near this cluster of buildings. Intractable 4 hrs ago #68

I hope not. I hope it is a steel cell in a federal prison. Even that is more than he deserves. usaf-vet 4 hrs ago #70

It'll be the first presidential library to lease commercial office space and sell luxury condos. sop 11 hrs ago #7

Who in their right mind would pay large sums of money to live above a (presumed) tourist attraction? tanyev 10 hrs ago #14

Money launderers Tanuki 9 hrs ago #36

Foreigners can purchase U.S. properties using funds from foreign banks without having to declare where the money sop 6 hrs ago #57

Pretty sure that will be the case and this goon can't even read vapor2 7 hrs ago #50

We'll see how the money rolls in after his Presidency underpants 6 hrs ago #59

It looks like a building from the computer game Sim City 2000 Chasstev365 11 hrs ago #8

At Least You Can Take A Dive modrepub 10 hrs ago #16

So, making it tall enough to stick out of the water when Florida sinks? sinkingfeeling 10 hrs ago #9

Yep, it will sink fast. GreenWave 10 hrs ago #10

Yeah. An attraction for divers on future "Sunk Cities" dive expeditions. Timeflyer 10 hrs ago #11

Like this BumRushDaShow 10 hrs ago #17

There will be only one book in it...... SergeStorms 10 hrs ago #15

Hurricanes are already rubbing their hands and chuckling with glee. mwmisses4289 10 hrs ago #18

Expecially one named after a woman! ProudMNDemocrat 8 hrs ago #42

!! mwmisses4289 6 hrs ago #60

You made me laugh MustLoveBeagles 2 hrs ago #76

Where I grew up they would say "what goes up must come down". twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #19

Oh Eric! He will still never love you maxrandb 9 hrs ago #20

He poured his heart and soul into it for 6 months??? lonely bird 9 hrs ago #23

The best AI team money can buy? ProudMNDemocrat 8 hrs ago #44

Being the Boss's son figurehead at a winery isn't exactly time consuming underpants 6 hrs ago #58

That's how high... IrishAfricanAmerican 9 hrs ago #24

I'll take "Buildings That Will Never Be Built for $800" Mr. Jinx 9 hrs ago #25

Th rendering I saw at No Kings was this.... CousinIT 9 hrs ago #27

Cheap and soulless, built on graft. The MAGA Trifecta stamp of approval. marble falls 9 hrs ago #28

Looks big enough to hold all the Epstein files dedl67 9 hrs ago #30

A djt's lifetime collection,... magicarpet 2 hrs ago #77

Hey Gums, We don't build skyscrapers to honor PEDOPHILES like your dad Submariner 9 hrs ago #31

Not being familiar with Miami, would that thing interfere with planes? niyad 9 hrs ago #32

Like this? Turbineguy 9 hrs ago #37

Biggus Dickus!! ProudMNDemocrat 9 hrs ago #38

;-{) TOWER Goonch 9 hrs ago #39

I'm thinking more of a 12x12 ft. plastic walls from Home Depot full of cockroaches and shit. chouchou 9 hrs ago #40

"... in Miami, Florida, will stand as a lasting testament..." JoseBalow 8 hrs ago #41

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Uday's got quite the little project there. BradBo 8 hrs ago #46

What a disgusting display of misplaced ego. mdbl 8 hrs ago #47

Well, Biscayne Bay USED to be beautiful .. TBF 8 hrs ago #48

Brings to mind another Eric... Erik the Viking... ultralite001 7 hrs ago #51

If they build it, it can be his Graceland. Croney 7 hrs ago #52

Looks like a garish phallic symbol. greatauntoftriplets 7 hrs ago #53

I thought this was gonna be a parody LeftInTX 7 hrs ago #54

So, how long will it take for constructions crews to realize they've been swindled? sakabatou 7 hrs ago #55

It's 47 stories in height. Can Miami sand support that? Grins 6 hrs ago #61

47 stories? WTAF. Initech 3 hrs ago #74

Never going to be built and if somehow it is... tonekat 5 hrs ago #63

Gross. I can't fucking stand the "Be the tallest! Be the loudest! Dominate everyone else!" bullshit mentality of the Oneironaut 5 hrs ago #64

When you demonstrate you can't differentiate status and class, you end up with tacky Brother Buzz 5 hrs ago #65

You don't put Gums in charge of a project you actually intend to build. rsdsharp 5 hrs ago #67

The flag hanging odins folly 4 hrs ago #69

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The Stormy Daniels Exhibit: Marcuse 2 hrs ago #78

Grotesque on every level. nt City Lights 1 hr ago #80