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53. If only there was a Deity interested enough in the affairs of Man

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 09:26 PM

13 hrs ago

to heed the call: 'Cleanup on Earth required, stat!'

The unjustly killed would arise healthy, and make their way home to their families across the world, in Gaza, Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Russia, the Middle East, America, and a huge crater of unknown source will be found where the White House once stood and the same at Mar-a-Lago to remind people that nevermore shall this Evil take hold in the hearts of Men.

People will sing songs of praise and erect statues to the all-powerful Giant Red Lobster that resides above and watches over them.

Alas such a new meaning to Easter will never happen!

(Off to look for my sanity. I seem to have misplaced it somewhere.)

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