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28. Diddling Donny took the bait.

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 01:03 PM

Apr 12

He couldn't resist the chance for bragging rights and didn't give a shit about Iran. Donny thought it would be a circus show cake walk. Bombs away and "look at what I've done''! Donny doesn't know anything about Iran and never cared. Iran, meanwhile, is in existential crisis. They will always remember Donny's lies. The lies that caused the deaths of their leaders. Now Donny has hit a brick wall. He doesn't have any leverage, experience, nor gravitas to negotiate with Iran. Couch Whisperer has even less. And somewhere in the bottom of the septic tank is Lutnick, or NutLick, or whoever, whose hair grease is supposed to compensate for prestige, as long as he can pay his team of hair dressers to muck it all up. Yeah. Lutnick and Epstein. Bosom buddy neighbors.

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Damning Intel Leak Blows Up Pentagon Pete's Chest-Thumping Claims [View all] BumRushDaShow Apr 12 OP

yeah like we haven't already figured that out yet Skittles Apr 12 #1

What has been "wiped out" is Hegseth's credibility. democrank Apr 12 #2

He is either lying or delusional. Irish_Dem Apr 12 #3

All three... GiqueCee Apr 12 #9

All three merits a bat shit crazy diagnosis. Irish_Dem Apr 12 #13

It certainly fits! GiqueCee Apr 12 #16

I've said this before... littlemissmartypants Apr 12 #4

Yep. They've been worried about this exact scenario since Carter. paleotn Apr 12 #15

And they have long memories NHvet Apr 12 #30

Exactly right, we don't know FakeNoose Apr 12 #20

Israelis should be furious at Nuttyyahoo. He is ensuring their destruction. travelingthrulife Apr 12 #22

Diddling Donny took the bait. Safe as Milk Apr 12 #28

Idiot actually thought this would go like VZ. Too stupid to know the difference. Callie1979 Apr 12 #33

Pete gets his intelligence about war from God. He tells us that at every opportunity. Vinca Apr 12 #5

When they send in the land forces Whiskey Pete... OGBuzz Apr 12 #18

Well, to be fair, it doesn't take a lot to prove he is little more than a poo-flinging chimpanzee anyway. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Apr 12 #6

And we still haven't found out who this rescued pilot was. Crowman2009 Apr 12 #7

I wouldnt go that far. His friends would likely tell us. And the guy WAS badly injured. Callie1979 Apr 12 #34

Hegseth is really the Secretary of COL Mustard Apr 12 #8

Remember when the Defense Intelligence Agency . . . . AverageOldGuy Apr 12 #10

Pentagon Pete I like it. chelsea0011 Apr 12 #11

I wouldn't trust him to clean out the Whitehouse ashtrays. chouchou Apr 12 #12

Big country. Hard for even the US to find and get them all. paleotn Apr 12 #14

I suspect Israel may somehow be behind this "leak". JohnnyRingo Apr 12 #17

Israel has some very smart and stealthy hackers FakeNoose Apr 12 #21

At least one point of the ceasefire was Israel restocking their interceptors Prairie Gates Apr 12 #19

Two weeks won't allow for much restocking. COL Mustard Apr 12 #24

Correct Prairie Gates Apr 12 #25

Looks like Pete's had another "Come to Jesus" moment with the sacramental wine. usonian Apr 12 #23

Whiskey Pete, seems to lie like the Commander in Chief. republianmushroom Apr 12 #26

Straight off the Group W bench MO_Dem Apr 12 #27

Hegseth's key Iran claim collapses as US intel finds Iran has thousands of missiles LetMyPeopleVote Apr 12 #29

Clusterfuck extraordinaire SamuelTheThird Apr 12 #31

A fox "news" Liar LIES in his Sec of "War" Crminal Cha Apr 12 #32

Expect nothing less from Hegseth and Trump. hadEnuf Apr 12 #35