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35. trump has no reading comprehension

Reply to Smilo (Reply #24)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 11:17 PM

Apr 18

He won't understand a word of it. It would make for a great comedy skit, though.

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Trump to join public Bible reading as Pope Leo clash simmers [View all] BumRushDaShow Apr 18 OP

C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II Apr 18 #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker Apr 18 #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea Apr 18 #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue Apr 18 #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints Apr 18 #3

True... PittBlue Apr 18 #6

He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife Sunday #55

I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee Sunday #56

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne Apr 18 #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Apr 18 #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow Apr 18 #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 Apr 18 #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 Apr 18 #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem Apr 18 #9

Like this... sop Apr 18 #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher Apr 18 #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen Apr 18 #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II Apr 18 #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause Apr 18 #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis Apr 18 #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst Apr 18 #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein Apr 18 #32

windmills and getting electrocuted by an EBoat? How God called him "Sir"? Wonder Why Sunday #57

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife Apr 18 #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz Apr 18 #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues Apr 18 #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis Apr 18 #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond Sunday #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin Apr 18 #21

The smite button!!! paleotn Apr 18 #23

Irony? Smilo Apr 18 #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle Apr 18 #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly Sunday #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive Apr 18 #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled Apr 18 #26

😳🙄😂 underpants Apr 18 #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina Apr 18 #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina Apr 18 #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 Apr 18 #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN Apr 18 #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks Sunday #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei Apr 18 #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech Sunday #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs Sunday #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu Sunday #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs Sunday #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly Sunday #48

I think I heard something about that being the case before. Karasu Sunday #60

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans Sunday #41

Not Interested bmichaelh Sunday #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly Sunday #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird Sunday #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly Sunday #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve Sunday #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman Sunday #51

Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will Sunday #52

what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue Sunday #53

This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife Sunday #54

Not to mention lonely bird Sunday #59

Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles jmowreader Sunday #58

For a preview, watch the first two minutes of this video ... eppur_se_muova Sunday #61