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SergeStorms

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17. Nonsense.

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Reply #4)

Mon May 25, 2026, 06:52 AM

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Look how quickly he recovered from his "assassination attempt" in Pennsylvania. Not even a scab or scar dared to sully his magnificent image. His regenerative powers rival Marvel Comics "Wolverine." 😏

Hugh Jackman has nothing on our president! 😉 Dental implants wouldn't even register on his tremendous recuperative abilities.

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Trump Doctor Visit Renews Health Scrutiny as 80th Birthday Nears [View all] BumRushDaShow Sunday OP

Dental implants are the more likely procedure for wealthy people. Ocelot II Sunday #1

Unless he had something like that done when he was younger BumRushDaShow Sunday #4

Too bad they couldn't wire his jaws shut Rob H. Sunday #9

I remember when Ann Coilter got her jaw wired shut BumRushDaShow Sunday #10

Nonsense. SergeStorms Monday #17

You can go back to before that BumRushDaShow Monday #18

Maybe if they didn't keep falsely claiming he was having his umpteenth "annual physical" of the year RockRaven Sunday #2

I feel sorry for the doctor... llmart Sunday #3

Lindsey's nose in the way of Trump's 17th exam - so far this year. Annual comes often. Norrrm Sunday #5

Dental work could also be preparation for heart surgery. 3Hotdogs Sunday #6

Think about it. He will never need heart surgery. usonian Sunday #12

Exactly Schmice3 Monday #15

There are some surgical procedures, mostly cardiac, that require pre-dental visits prior to surgery to in2herbs Sunday #7

"He often closes his eyes for extended periods during Oval Office events." Rob H. Sunday #8

The usual "recharge" usonian Sunday #11

It's time for his triannual feces flush. LudwigPastorius Sunday #13

I'm not sure I've seen my boss 4 times this year. Wild. Maru Kitteh Sunday #14

Can't veneer over his moral rot. COL Mustard Monday #16