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Norrrm

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33. Bring out the snakes

Tue May 26, 2026, 11:21 PM

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Traveling preacher goes around back country churches picking up a couple of bucks from the collection plate and a meal. After the service, they invite him for supper of course and he gladly accepts. Then they invite him for a little more of their services. In the back room they bring out the snakes. He's not real keen on the snakes so he asks: where's the back door?... Ain't got one... Reckon where they want one?

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I only saw one snake in the video! MLAA Tuesday #27

Zing! littlemissmartypants Tuesday #31

I ssssssssssee what you dd there purr-rat beauty Yesterday #45

Ssssssssoooo nice of you to note-hisssss MLAA 19 hrs ago #56

Next up - Bobby the K speaks in tongues. yorkster Tuesday #28

Did the snakes die from the bites? AverageOldGuy Tuesday #29

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The quick google search that I did said they hate to be handled, and bite, niyad Tuesday #34

"exude a foul-smelling musk" IcyPeas Yesterday #37

That was certainly my first thought. niyad Yesterday #38

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Shame they weren't cobras. Vinca Yesterday #49

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What? He didn't take essential oils for the bites? sakabatou 22 hrs ago #54