Little Donny Convict loves to brag about how he hires only the best people. big, strong men with tears in their eyes, who come up to him and say ‘sir! sir! this is the best way to implement immigration policy.’ but of course, Donny doesn’t hire the best people. he hires random goofballs who he happened to see flattering him on Fox News, and decided on the spot that they looked like they came out of ‘central casting.’

this is how Donny ended up with the clownishly unqualified Matthew Whitaker as his Acting Attorney General. Matty’s prior job was selling — and I’m quoting here — “a toilet for people with enormous dicks” — but Donny liked what he saw on Fox, and boom — for three whole months this sleazy conman was the top guy at the DOJ.

it’s inevitable that a kook like the Big Dick Toilet Salesman will shit the bed in some spectacular fashion — and when he does, all of a sudden Trump never met the guy, okay? he was just a low-level staffer whose only task was to fetch coffee.

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get ready for Donald Trump’s newest low-level coffee fetcher who he has absolutely never met — and this time, it’s not a person, it’s a thing.

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“I know nothing about Project 2025. I have no idea who is behind it. I disagree with some of the things they’re saying and some of the things they’re saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal. Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with them.”