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FakeNoose

(41,189 posts)
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 09:17 AM Thursday

The Borowitz Report: Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran [View all]



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americans-support-sending-stephen

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—While Americans strongly disapprove of Donald Trump’s decision to attack Iran, a new poll released on Thursday shows overwhelming support for sending Stephen Miller there.

Over seventy percent of those surveyed “strongly approve” of sending Miller, who bested such other popular choices as Kristi Noem, JD Vance, Karoline Leavitt, Pete Hegseth, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

If Trump moves forward with such a deployment, however, he could run afoul of international law, since the use of Stephen Miller against a civilian population violates the Geneva Conventions and would likely be considered a war crime.
- short article, no more at link -

Here's a poll by Andy Borowitz, which he does from time to time. Only paid subscribers can participate in TBR's poll, but on DU we can play along and post our replies here. (Please note: the actual poll winner will NOT be sent to Iran.... but it's fun to suppose.)



Stephen Miller is obviously a phenomenal choice, but there are dozens of others. Explain your pick in the comments section and TBR will publish the most original entries!

Again... we're just playing along with this on DU!

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