The DU Lounge

lapfog_1

(30,450 posts)

57. everyone is thinking too small

Thu Oct 24, 2024, 10:47 AM

Oct 2024

I simply want to be God. All powerful, all knowing.

The ability to change the past, the present and the future.

There would simply be NO Trump, no MAGA, no dictators and their cronies. No racism, no genderism.

I don't know if I would allow any free will that would lead to the creation of inequality. Maybe, but there would be constraints on it.

Yes, I would be the dictator of the world, but a benevolent dictator.

All bow down before the one and only Lapfog!

Click here to purchase valentine hearts!

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

1 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

debm55

95 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Name a magical power you would like to have. I would like to fly [View all] debm55 Oct 2024 OP

Telekinesis. Ocelot II Oct 2024 #1

yeah me too! i could do all my house work without getting out of my chair! samnsara Oct 2024 #3

HAhahah Thank you Ocelot ii debm55 Oct 2024 #7

Easy, Victoria Neuman's from "The Boyz" , I'd explode trumps head the moment I realized I could. NoMoreRepugs Oct 2024 #2

OH you. Thank you, debm55 Oct 2024 #8

My superpower would be....KARMA Karyn the Great Oct 2024 #4

Turning down the volume. marble falls Oct 2024 #6

Thank you marble falls. debm55 Oct 2024 #11

Thank you Karyn the Great. Welcom to DU debm55 Oct 2024 #9

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2024 #66

Thank you Karyn the Great . and welcome to DU debm55 Oct 2024 #95

I would like to be able to predict the winners of sports games. Ferrets are Cool Oct 2024 #5

Thank you Ferrets are Cool debm55 Oct 2024 #12

To be able to mentally transport Djt and his cohorts to a Jrose Oct 2024 #10

thank you Jrose. HAHAHAHH debm55 Oct 2024 #14

Me too. FalloutShelter Oct 2024 #16

But with plenty of firearms and ammunition Aviation Pro Oct 2024 #20

I'd like to time travel Marigold Oct 2024 #13

Thank you very much, Marigold. debm55 Oct 2024 #15

Time Travel. madaboutharry Oct 2024 #17

Very interesting. Thank you madaboutharry debm55 Oct 2024 #18

I would like the ability to reverse the last eight or nine years Aviation Pro Oct 2024 #19

Thank you Aviation Pro debm55 Oct 2024 #25

What a great superpower flying would be! lark Oct 2024 #21

Thank you lark. I think flying would be great too. debm55 Oct 2024 #27

I would like to be invisible with the additional magical power to make anything I choose invisible. Doodley Oct 2024 #22

Hahaha. You are funny, Thank you Doodley debm55 Oct 2024 #28

Immortality demotux Oct 2024 #23

Thank you demotux, debm55 Oct 2024 #29

I think, just being able to run again, like I did 50 years ago Walleye Oct 2024 #24

Yes Walleye--doing everything like I did 50 years ago debm55 Oct 2024 #30

if there's such a thing as really turning people into toads .... stopdiggin Oct 2024 #26

Hahaha Thank you stopdiggin debm55 Oct 2024 #31

I would like Super Health. LakeArenal Oct 2024 #32

Thank you LakeArenal That would be great. debm55 Oct 2024 #34

Invisibility. viva la Oct 2024 #33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHh. thank you viva la debm55 Oct 2024 #35

Also I can read over people's shoulders. viva la Oct 2024 #70

HAHAHAHAHHA. thank you viva la debm55 Oct 2024 #72

All of them. I'm greedy. Solly Mack Oct 2024 #36

HAHAHAHAHAH. Thank you Solly Mack. debm55 Oct 2024 #39

Oh you. Thank you Solly Mack. debm55 Oct 2024 #73

Ability to discern the truth when someone is lying to me Sanity Claws Oct 2024 #37

Thank you.SanityClaws. That would be very useful debm55 Oct 2024 #41

PokerFace lapfog_1 Oct 2024 #54

Thank you lapfog_1 debm55 Oct 2024 #55

To be able to teleport a$$hole drivers WestMichRad Oct 2024 #38

Thank you WestMichRad. If I can I pull over and let him pass. Guess what,, he is one car ahead of me at the light. debm55 Oct 2024 #43

Teleportation Wicked Blue Oct 2024 #40

HAHAHAHAH. Thank you Wicked Blue. that would be scary. debm55 Oct 2024 #45

I'd like to heal people. discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2024 #42

Thank you disntnt.irny_scsm. That would be wonderful. debm55 Oct 2024 #46

If I could heal people, I'd have back some family and friends. discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2024 #48

That is so heartfelt of you. debm55 Oct 2024 #50

The power to breathe underwater. Prairie_Seagull Oct 2024 #44

Thank you Prairie_Seagull That would be wonderful. debm55 Oct 2024 #47

I would also like my house never to get messy and always have it clean. debm55 Oct 2024 #49

Mind control/telepathy. I'd have Cheeto Man barking like a dog and admitting all his lies Ziggysmom Oct 2024 #51

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank you Ziggyamom. debm55 Oct 2024 #53

Is eating anything you want and not gaining weight a magical power? Lunabell Oct 2024 #52

Yes it is Lunabell. thank you for posting your power. debm55 Oct 2024 #56

I was going to say ice cream without consequences. I'm right with you. mjvpi Oct 2024 #84

everyone is thinking too small lapfog_1 Oct 2024 #57

Thank you lapfog_1 But you have to start out small and work your way up. debm55 Oct 2024 #60

Shapeshifting. The ability to instantly change myself into anything or anyone I want. Midnight Writer Oct 2024 #58

HAHAHHAHHAHHH. I like it. Thank you Midnight Writer. debm55 Oct 2024 #61

Vaporize ruskie assets in the United States SheltieLover Oct 2024 #59

Thank you SheltieLover. I hope it is possible. debm55 Oct 2024 #62

Talk to my pets and they to me. debm55 Oct 2024 #63

you could try this... lapfog_1 Oct 2024 #75

I am going to look into that. Thank you for sharing that with us. debm55 Oct 2024 #76

I would like to be Samantha and/or Endora. Polly Hennessey Oct 2024 #64

HAHAHHAHA. That's funny Polly. debm55 Oct 2024 #65

The ability to grant wishes JoseBalow Oct 2024 #67

Yes. so there are no more hungry people. Thank you JoseBalow. debm55 Oct 2024 #68

Teleportation ProfessorGAC Oct 2024 #69

Me too. Like a bird. thank you ProfessorGAC. debm55 Oct 2024 #77

My response is the same as Marigold's. Different Drummer Oct 2024 #71

Thank you Different Drummer. That would be interesting. debm55 Oct 2024 #78

The power to correct all of my mistakes. NNadir Oct 2024 #74

Thank you NNadir. That would be wonderful. debm55 Oct 2024 #79

Going for a sweep here biophile Oct 2024 #80

I like that --great idea. Thank you biophile. debm55 Oct 2024 #94

Was a question my kid got at achool kerouac2 Oct 2024 #81

thank you kerouac2 I was a teacher for 42 years and yes I used this one in my classroom. debm55 Oct 2024 #93

Heal Animals by Touch. Wolf Frankula Oct 2024 #82

How wonderful . Thank you Wolf, You have a very kind heart. debm55 Oct 2024 #92

I'd love to magically get things done radical noodle Oct 2024 #83

Thank you radical noodle. I think I did do, debm55 Oct 2024 #91

I want to grant people the ability to know if someone is telling the truth or a lie. patphil Oct 2024 #85

Thank you patphil. Yes it is important to know. debm55 Oct 2024 #90

It would be hard to choose between making sure everyone on Earth... 3catwoman3 Oct 2024 #86

3catwoman3 But if anyone could do it , it would be you, my friend. debm55 Oct 2024 #89

The power of Elon Musk for one day. keithbvadu2 Oct 2024 #87

Thank you keithbvadu2 debm55 Oct 2024 #88