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So I had a regular checkup at the Dr Wednesday. I leave headed to work. There’s a McDonald’s very near there. Man, I haven’t had an Egg McMuffin in a while. Wow there’s almost no line at the drive thru. This place always has a line - all day long.

So I get to work and heat it up. YUM!

I get home and go upstairs to change clothes. My wife is downstairs watching CNN. Dr. Gupta was talking about the E. coli outbreak at McD’s. When I get downstairs my wife asks “You haven’t eaten at McDonalds recently have you?”

I froze. It all came back to my brain. I laughed and told her about how there’d been no line that morning. “Gee, wonder why” she said and we both cracked up.