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Niagara

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21. I want to to be the hot beverage barista in the North Pole
Thu Dec 5, 2024, 03:02 PM
Dec 5

I only need a few people to get this beast out of the Lounge attic for me, into the freight elevator and on the workshop floor.
I've already dusted it off so that dust and other undesirables don't get on the elfin' clothing.





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Caring for the reindeers displacedvermoter Dec 5 #1
Thank you displacedvermoter. Great job. debm55 Dec 5 #5
I want to paint the toys. Wooden ones, preferably. -nt CrispyQ Dec 5 #2
Excellent. You will be in need. How soon can you get their? debm55 Dec 5 #7
Wrapping presents. I have always enjoyed doing that Glorfindel Dec 5 #3
That's a hard job. I buy the Christmas bags. HAHAHAHH. You are very much needed.. Thank you Glorindel. debm55 Dec 5 #8
I just want to be a dentist. C_U_L8R Dec 5 #4
I just want to find that peppermint mine. FSogol Dec 5 #9
Well we need dentists up here too. Book your flight. Tnank you C_U_LBR debm55 Dec 5 #11
I'm great at making a complete mess. Omnipresent Dec 5 #6
Don't feel that way. Think of something you can do. like feeding the animals. debm55 Dec 5 #13
Sew eyes and mouths in all the stuffed animals Sanity Claws Dec 5 #10
Great and guess what? The positions are both open. We need you now. debm55 Dec 5 #14
I'm sure Santa has a CNC lathe or two in the workshop EYESORE 9001 Dec 5 #12
Thank you EYESORE 9001, Not too many can operate the CNC lathe. You are very much in demand. debm55 Dec 5 #15
Anyone else do double duty? Musicians? cooks? etc? debm55 Dec 5 #16
I will only accept a position if I'm guaranteed permanent residency sinkingfeeling Dec 5 #17
HAHHAHAHHAH, Yes that can be arrange. Get your stuff in order and get up here. Sewing and painting are in demand. debm55 Dec 5 #18
Mrs. Claus. Solly Mack Dec 5 #19
Sure you can be Mrs. Claus. thank you Solly mack. should be fun. debm55 Dec 5 #20
I want to to be the hot beverage barista in the North Pole Niagara Dec 5 #21
The job is yours , Niagara. What do you plan on serving? debm55 Dec 5 #22
Thank you, Debbie! Niagara Dec 5 #23
Good choices, Niagara. Even Boss Elf will like. debm55 Dec 5 #24
Beautiful! Niagara Dec 5 #25
Assembling bicycles. Permanut Dec 5 #26
Thank you very much, Permanut. Wonderful job, debm55 Dec 5 #29
Charlies In The Box maker right here! Different Drummer Dec 5 #27
Thank you Different Drummer. The little boys and girls that on their list will be very grateful. debm55 Dec 5 #31
Taste tester for Christmas candies and pastries. FuzzyRabbit Dec 5 #28
Thank you FuzzyRabbit. HEHEHEHHEHEH very good and sweet job. Now get up here and get to work. debm55 Dec 5 #32
I can make quilts for little kids to wrap up in. Srkdqltr Dec 5 #30
I'll design and sew oldsoldierfadingfast Dec 5 #33
Thank you oldsoldierfadingfast.for the sewing and design. I'll put out a call for a knitter. debm55 Dec 5 #35
Believe it or not, I want to tend to the reindeer! OldBaldy1701E Dec 5 #34
Thank you OldBaldy1701E . Reindeer feeder is great. debm55 Dec 5 #36
Naah...it's too cutthroat up there jmowreader Dec 5 #37
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA. thank you jmowreader. You don't by any chance knit do you? debm55 Dec 5 #38
No, but I sew... jmowreader Dec 5 #39
Good you're in and welcome. Christmas cookies are always in demand. debm55 Dec 5 #40
Any more helpers? debm55 Dec 6 #41
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