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Driving the band truck home at around 3 am.
I'm approaching a long gradual hill over a bunch of railroad tracks when something ahead just didn't seem right.
Took my foot off the gas, hill slows me down more and just then, a guy driving the wrong way crested the hill in front of me.
I pulled to the shoulder, hit my flashers, started waving the guys behind me (other band members over).
Guy comes over the hill and he's weaving from lane to lane & starts wobbling toward us. I completely stopped and operated to be hit, when the maniac swerved the other way. Couldn't have missed the truck by more than 2 feet. And, I estimated he was also speeding. Very fast, perhaps over 80.
I jumped on my cellphone and dialed 911 to report it. (I stopped under 30 feet from a mile marker, so I could give them pretty accurate location.
Incredibly, this lunatic did not cause an accident but they caught him. The local paper in the town 20 miles from us said he was DUI, and was arrested.
If I hadn't just had a weird feeling about the way the top of that hill looked, I could have still been going 55 or 60 when he crested the hill.