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150. Now that reminds me of a science fiction story

Sun Dec 22, 2024, 09:33 PM

Dec 22

in which a man decides to obliterate himself by time traveling to before he was born and killing his father. But when he does that, nothing happens. He is still alive and well. He says, "Well, I'll be a son of a b***h," and the author's last word is "And, in a manner of speaking, he was."

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LOL picturing my mother-in-law holding a thermometer Emile Dec 21 #58

That was one of my dad's favorites too jmowreader Dec 22 #145

LOL, sounds just like what my mother-in-law used to say. Emile Dec 22 #147

Cool beans! Lars39 Dec 21 #26

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thats what I was thinking. peacebuzzard Dec 21 #126

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Spinster. greatauntoftriplets Dec 21 #45

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Not really - soldierant Dec 22 #169

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Cold weather WmChris Dec 21 #128

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Cutting the cheese happybird Dec 21 #130

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Like a monkey fucking a football MichMan Dec 22 #134

Everything's hunky-dory. Jeebo Dec 22 #135

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"Wicked pissah" Submariner Dec 22 #162

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Useless as teats on a boar pig. CanonRay Dec 22 #164

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Gay and carefree meaning the same thing. As in the "The Gay Divorcee" LeftInTX Dec 23 #185