Living with an apex predator Dunc the golden chonk. [View all]

In bed last night Dunc the golden retriever and i snuggled in.
01:00 Golden retriever preforming squeakectomy on dog toy woke me up.
01:26 I grabbed squeak toy put it on dresser thinking now back to sleep.
01:38 Dunc decides hey i have a great idea to nest in bed after we’ve been in bed for several hours makes sense to a Dunc digging at blankets humping pillows.
01:40 I roll over in dark i can make out a mass of golden chonk humping his pillow. As in oh hey father you’re awake also as mattress shakes.

01:51 I’m making my first pot of coffee wide awake and this entitled mutt is looking for some snacks tax action with me in kitchen.
The father i have a hungry in my tummy look so i comped him with slice of cheese.

Let him out i stayed up and this shit head was back in bed squeaker finally removed from toy yet asleep with his hooman brother what a jerk.