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Scrivener7

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1. We have one near me that likes a more urban lifestyle. He spends a lot of time

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Original post)

Wed Mar 26, 2025, 06:22 PM

Mar 26

in the middle of the street - NOT in the crosswalk! - and he assaults the bicycle delivery guys, very aggressively, and won't let them get off their bikes.

Also, he thinks if he stands next to a dark car, no one can see him. So he's there in the street, next to the dark cars, thinking, "I'm cool! No one'll find me here!" while the traffic backs up behind him.

He's not a good neighbor. And he won't go away. I'm starting to think the other turkeys threw him out, and I can see why.

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Turkeys cleaning up. [View all] OAITW r.2.0 Mar 26 OP

We have one near me that likes a more urban lifestyle. He spends a lot of time Scrivener7 Mar 26 #1

They are strange birds... OAITW r.2.0 Mar 26 #2

I think they're plotting. Scrivener7 Mar 26 #4

indeed. AllaN01Bear Mar 26 #3

And then there the suburban gangster turkeys... catbyte Mar 26 #5