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lapfog_1

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31. "sir, you have called a murder scene... Just how well did you know

Tue May 13, 2025, 10:49 PM

May 13

Mr. Lucky Charms?
Now I need you to stay on the phone here because we have a few questions...
What was the nature of your business with Mr. Lucky Charms!
Now this call is being traced as we speak... and the local police in your jurisdiction will be called to your location...
So now I need to ask you a few questions...
You say he won $13M dollars... who else might have been aware of this windfall?
Some would say that this gives you a prime motive to kill Mr. Lucky Charms... So I am going to need you to tell me where you have been in the last 24 hours!"

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OMG OMG I JUST WON 13 MILLION DOLLARS AND A RANGE ROVER!!!! [View all] LuckyCharms May 13 OP

Those Saudi Princes are so generous! Blue Owl May 13 #1

LOL 😆 Emile May 13 #9

EVERYBODY knows that! dchill May 13 #13

lmfao ZDU May 13 #2

That is so funny. Srkdqltr May 13 #3

Gee, I never get calls giving me something. badhair77 May 13 #4

I cannot resist homegirl May 14 #49

Lucky is your first name for sure 🤣 Deuxcents May 13 #5

That is hilarious. Thank you for making my day! LauraInLA May 13 #6

Boy, you really are Lucky, and you're going to need to be! rsdsharp May 13 #7

LOL, it's exhausting dealing with spammers. Emile May 13 #8

Deadly hilarity Iamscrewed May 13 #10

You provided a public service by occupying that scammer Raven123 May 13 #11

Bring on SEX kiri May 13 #29

I once had Microsoft Windows troubleshooting call me Jerry2144 May 13 #12

I did something similar with that call once dflprincess May 13 #14

The earllest scams I would get was about Windows mdbl May 14 #42

At work markodochartaigh May 13 #17

I got one telling me my Windows was infected with a virus...... lastlib May 13 #25

What a coincidence - I have won several sweepstakes in the last couple weeks dflprincess May 13 #15

Lol xuplate May 13 #16

What color interior did you pick? Buddyzbuddy May 13 #18

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I love you Kali May 13 #20

Have you seen the reverse scammers on YouTube? Bobstandard May 13 #21

got a link to one of those? sounds funny nt orleans May 13 #22

Search Scammer Payback nt Bobstandard May 13 #26

There is a YouTube channel called... GReedDiamond May 13 #28

KitBoga is one of the originals at wasting scammers time on youtube mdbl May 14 #41

Pleasant green highlights a wide variety of scams ClaudetteCC May 14 #46

this is just HYSTERICAL! thanks for the laughs nt orleans May 13 #23

lolol Marthe48 May 13 #24

OMG, this is hilarious 🤣. You made my day. sueh May 13 #27

I had one similar to yours. Chipper Chat May 13 #30

"sir, you have called a murder scene... Just how well did you know lapfog_1 May 13 #31

When I get those types of calls, sometimes I like to have fun with them LogDog75 May 13 #32

I've told them that I only run Linux, I don't own Microsoft anything. They usually hang up pretty fast. OverBurn May 14 #54

LMFAO... thanks for sharing!! InAbLuEsTaTe May 13 #33

How does it help him if you buy a scratch pad? iemanja May 13 #34

I strung them along as long as I could when I had some time to kill Jarqui May 13 #35

That was such a fun read!!! C Moon May 14 #36

Unfortunately, my name is Scam Likely AdamGG May 14 #37

I like keeping them on the line too. My best is 30 minutes TlalocW May 14 #38

All you guys are a riot Hekate May 14 #39

That's nothing! Aussie105 May 14 #40

When they want a credit card Just Jerome May 14 #43

I like to tell them I'm hard of hearing and they have to speak up. JohnnyRingo May 14 #44

The best thing is I have done is to get a spam control feature on my phone. peacebuzzard May 14 #45

Monkey rack snatch card? What was that? n/t SpankMe May 14 #47

My telemarketer experience BubbaJoe May 14 #48

I once got a call where I won $1,000,000, if I paid a $100 handling fee. So Fil1957 May 14 #50

Bwaaaaah malaise May 14 #51

I've had about 100 Facebook friends who were Nigerian scam artists creeksneakers2 May 14 #52

Hilarious...loved it! nt allegorical oracle May 14 #53

277 Recs so far, Lucky! Niagara May 14 #55

Thanks so much, Niagara. LuckyCharms May 14 #56

Congrats on your 20:000 malaise May 14 #58

Thank you, malaise! LuckyCharms May 14 #59

😂😂😁😎 Dem4life1970 May 14 #57