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In reply to the discussion: When did getting up off the floor become such a freaking problem? [View all]Joinfortmill
(21,179 posts)60. Gotta get up the 'old folks' way...
Roll over onto your hands and knees. Reach up and hold onto the sofa with one hand, or both hands if needed, pull yourself up, and quickly flop onto the sofa. Voila! Now, don't do that again! Lol.
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When did getting up off the floor become such a freaking problem? [View all]
LuckyCharms
Dec 2025
OP
If I bend over (or fall over), I try to take care of anything at the ground level while I'm there.
erronis
Dec 2025
#24
73 and chainsaw day cleaning up dead ash tree mess. Will update getting out of bed tomorrow.....
IA8IT
Dec 2025
#18
Daily is my problem. Slacked off exercise after Thanksgiving. Now my jeans are too tight.
IA8IT
Dec 2025
#32
The kids in my neighborhood kneel/lie directly on the sidewalk to chalk it
BlueWaveNeverEnd
Dec 2025
#50
As I got older (79), I noticed that the floor is farther away than it used to be.
patphil
Dec 2025
#20
Yep, you've got to crawl to a straight-backed chair and grab the seat to help pull yourself up.
LudwigPastorius
Dec 2025
#65
A few months ago, I was thinking of putting a block and tackle lift thing, attached to the ceiling.
chouchou
Dec 2025
#31
Good plan. I do floor exercises, lying on my back, kicking legs in the air
BlueWaveNeverEnd
Dec 2025
#51