Classic Films

Peter Joshua: Do we know each other?
Reggie Lampert (Audrey Hepburn): Why, do you think we're going to?
Peter Joshua (Cary Grant): I don't know. How would I know?
Reggie Lampert: Because I already know an awful lot of people, and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.

Reggie Lampert: Of course, you won't be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can't you?

Tex Panthollow: She batted them pretty little eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken!

Reggie Lampert: What's your name?
Peter Joshua: Peter Joshua
Reggie Lampert: Oh, mine's Regina Lampert.
Peter Joshua: Is there a Mr. Lampert?
Reggie Lampert: Yes.
Peter Joshua: Good for you.
Reggie Lampert: No it isn't. I'm getting a divorce.
Peter Joshua: Please, not on my account.
Reggie Lampert: Oh no, you see I don't really love him.
Peter Joshua: Well, at least you're honest.
Reggie Lampert: Mmm. Is there a Mrs. Joshua?
Peter Joshua: Yes, but we're divorced.
Reggie Lampert: Oh, that wasn't a proposal. I'm just curious.