Arkansas

This may seem like a joke article to some, but my question is this: what sick f*cks get their jollies off of throwing limited flight birds out of a plane to their, often, deaths? I’m sure many see Turkeys as especially dumb and therefore—unscientifically—incapable of feeling terror or pain, but if they’re going to eat Turkeys, I hope the good people of Yellville, Arkansas can agree amongst themselves not to terrorize the birds before killing them and end this cruel practice. According to a Wapo article, a local newspaper editor suggested tossing frozen butterball turkeys from a plane on the crowd; in that case, these Thanksgiving thrill seekers might just get their own little taste of terror.