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COL Mustard

(8,144 posts)
4. The old joke is that...
Sat Mar 7, 2026, 03:37 AM
8 hrs ago

The preacher ran off with the church’s money. When they caught him and asked him what he’d done with the money, he said he’d spent some on women and booze, he’d gambled with some, and the rest he’d just wasted.

That wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual!

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"Daddy's Home!" NBachers 10 hrs ago #1
Damn hypocrite. Dave Bowman 9 hrs ago #2
At least it's not child rape. rubbersole 8 hrs ago #3
true. I hope the brothel women weren't trafficked. BlueWaveNeverEnd 7 hrs ago #5
The old joke is that... COL Mustard 8 hrs ago #4
The movie "Spotlight" ..... IcyPeas 6 hrs ago #6
I need to watch that movie again..its been a long time BlueWaveNeverEnd 28 min ago #7
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