Iowa

Ya know, just hang around and see what they do. But then I realized I'd run into a couple of my neighbors there and that would take the "fun" out of it.

edited to add: In 2020 I was a poll watcher at the big election. I was there at the end and saw the machine tally up all the votes. One of the poll workers said, "watch this, here comes the write-in votes. Someone always writes Mickey Mouse for president." She was right. I saw Mickey and Donald Duck votes in the precinct I was at!