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Mississippi

tetedur

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1. Pass a law that says if you fertilize an egg, your wages will be garnished for the next 21 years.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2025, 05:08 AM

Jan 23

A simple DNA test will determine if you are the father. If you have impregnated a 12 year old, she obviously can't work, so you must support that child too. If the 12 year old is your daughter, you must pay for her support outside of your home.

Somehow I don't think this bill will pass and you'd have to put every man on the honor system to get them toA turn themselves in. But what a money maker for the state! It is hard to believe this is a proposal in 2025.

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Mississippi politician files 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act' [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Jan 23 OP

Pass a law that says if you fertilize an egg, your wages will be garnished for the next 21 years. tetedur Jan 23 #1

Blackmon is a wanker. cloudbase Jan 23 #2

Idiocracy is here. Evolve Dammit Jan 23 #3

Blackmon is a Democrat. The bill is parody to highlight evangullible anti-woman nutfuckery. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Jan 23 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author JHB Jan 23 #4

I remember old laws in the south where it was against the law LiberalArkie Jan 23 #5

He appears to be a Democrat. Is this a ploy to troll Republican hypocrites? JHB Jan 23 #6

Most certainly yes. scarletlib Jan 23 #7

Onanism Legislation. sop Jan 23 #8

Every sperm is sacred Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 23 #10

from Monte Python's Life of Brian? Evolve Dammit Jan 23 #12

A brilliant way to ridicule the other side! It's making headlines... but will it make a difference? Oopsie Daisy Jan 23 #11

I'm out... Dennis Donovan Jan 23 #13